The twelfth doctor posted this

So the thing you have to understand about doctor who the movie 1996 is that it isn't good. But it is the best film ever made. It has little to no outstanding qualities as a narrative and is such a wild read of doctor who that if you replaced a few proper nouns throughout it would just be a regular bad sci-fi movie. The fact the series survived it is the reason i'm not worried about canon or the shows future in the slightest. The pitch for it consists of some of the most insane lore retcons i've ever seen in my life, and the only major one to make it into the movie is generally considered so out of left field that people refuse to acknowledge it to this day. Literally nothing matters. The master is goo and also a lizard, seven gets gunned down in the street, paul mcgann is the first doctor to canonically get bitches. There's a motorcycle chase. Bad 90s cgi. the regeneration is a frankenstein reference. its camp. eight has his dogs out. it is somehow more american than you would expect. it features by far the best rendition of the main theme in the shows history. Who fucking cares man. 11/10

[romana ii voice] past me is unbearably horny. future me is unbearably horny. alternate me is unbearably horny. and as for me well i am the world's first ethical dictator and if you touch me i'll cry

at some point The Character stops being a character and starts being a close personal friend

I love people who have specific characters that are their "no one understands this character like me. not even the writers." because they're genuinely not joking. the way they understand those specific characters is so profound that it'll change your entire veiw.

wait i just realized how funny that everyone just calls the tardis 'the tardis' as if that's its name. yes hello this is my car it's my best friend its name is The Car

i love a duo that's just one brilliant, insane freak of a person and then just a guy who's having the worst time of his life.

the sixth doctor is such a character by the way. imagine if the bitchest most insufferable guy you can think of, which in most medias would be portrayed as a snarky emo twink pessimist prince of shadows, was a blonde big guy who only wears rainbows and is obsessed with cat pins, who deep down has genuine goodness in his heart. but most importantly you cannot forget he's a huge fucking cunt

guys i wish Time Lords looked less human. i wanna have their eyes tinted gold with oval pupils and their ears be slightly pointed and their blood be more visibly orange. like make them a bit uncanny yknow. fuck with the mind. ‘oh you’re human!- oh wait’

Not a single moment in time where the Doctor was actually “the last of the Time Lords”, he just enjoys martyrdom.