hiya 🦇

the way they don’t even have dil say hi to tabitha that first time he just fishes alongside her and then runs away to make eggs and toast. They Weren’t In Love Here Yet

a mouse was put in jail for acting so crazy even the cat got scared

i havent died so maybe i wont ever

sometimes i think love triangles should be resolved by polyamory but badly like everyone’s still mad

Studies show that engaging in ritualized behavior significantly improves outcomes on measures of grief and feelings of control, even when the person participating in the ritual has little or no belief in the ritual’s power. Just a reminder for no one in particular.

i also really love the dan big fuzzy hood one not just because its adorable but also we Know phil still has the captain spacecoat coat...... matching big fuzzy hoods if anyone cares................

In the latter half of the 19th century, Mormons scoured all of Western Europe looking for the dumbest, blondest, most gullible white people to join their cult and relocate to Utah, hopefully bringing their marry-able daughters with them. Many modern Mormons are descended from this stock which is why they are fluorescently blond and have British and Scandinavian surnames.

I don’t know if being easily scammed is genetic but that is also a defining feature of modern Mormons.

If they weren't easy to scam they probably wouldnta wound up in a cult

No one is immune to falling prey to a cult and believing you are immune to cults is the easiest way to fall victim to a cult. BUT I will admit there are some cults that look worse from the outside than others and I cannot find an angle that makes Mormonism look enticing to the everyman. Hence why they’ve got to send out proselytizers everywhere all the time. No one randomly looks up churches in their area and thinks “Hmm. Maybe I’ll check out the LDS church.” because everything about it sucks ass. Racist scripture. No coffee. Special underwear. Sealed to your loser spouse forever.

we still have pinof ones. as a looming threat.

tumblr Tumblr i have So Many mutuals surely you can show me their posts in my following thingy instead of my own Please please please.

“nobody wants to work anymore” WRONG! bosses do not want to pay people appropriately for their labor