hiya 🦇

I think the biphobic misconception that bisexual women only date men and bisexual men only date men may have a correlation to the fact that there is always a man freaky and horny in your DMs no matter what. It isn’t that bisexual women are secretly straight or that bisexual men are secretly gay, it’s that men are out there behaving like starving dogs and you feel so bad you end up feeding one, you know? Anyway, this coffee is a medium and I ordered a large. It’s okay, it’s busy in here, I get it.

It’s too bad nobody else can be as compatible with your tastes as you are. Because every single thing you find interesting is something that you find interesting. There isn’t anyone else who will like everything you like which is fine and why we’re on earth. It’s like in evangelion where if everyone on earth merged into a unified being with no more such alienating boundaries and discrepancies between each other then we would all just be a singular being again with no parallel and that being would be lonely again. Which is gay. In my opinion……. But yours might differ

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

Listening to songs and thinking about something the songs aren’t about

And did they have to make such grotesque facial expressions in the naked pic did they have to make it even more challenging to look at

@apocrypals

Two of these are real