I'm sick and have nothing to do, so I rewatched the new dance moms and wrote down all the quotes that made me laugh, so here you go
âYou just take out the trashâ-Glo âYour trashâ-Random mom 1 âDid you just call her trashâ-Random mom 2 âNo I take out her trashâ-Random mom 1
âIâm not a big cleanerâ-Ashlan
âIt just doesnât meet my standardsâ-Ashlan (about her momâs makeup)
âI thought that we were doing a t shirt dance because medium is above small and lower than a largeâ-Leilah
âThis is the life, I got cheez its and I get to sit aroundâ-Leilah
âIâm at the point where I need some coffeeâ *sips from coffee cup*-Ashlan âIs that coffee Ashlan?â-producer âNo itâs cherry cokeâ-Ashlan
âIf her footâs broken-"-Glo âI danced on a broken foot for a monthâ-Kaeli âGood for youâ-Glo
âWe all know that Glo lives in Audreyâs basement but itâs this weird unspoken rule that weâre not allowed to talk about itâ-Corinne
âYouâll start the dance together in a nylon sackâ-Glo
âThe only one living rent free is Glo, in Tammiâs basement"-Lisa
âWhat was the lesson this week?â-Glo âUm, to serveâ-Bellatrix
âMiss Glo kept yapping about eight people. It could be six but sheâs gonna complain about that. Then itâs gonna be five, sheâll complain about that. And sheâll be like âahh I just want my team backââ-Leilah
âThe group dance is about birdies. My favorite birdie is fat baby chickens. Bak Baaakâ-Mina
âMy mom said that if I cry on stage, which I did cry on stage, we can go back to the outlet mall and get another bear just like that and Iâm gonna name him candy candy candy sweetâs brotherâ-Mina
âA brain break for me is when I just sit on the couch and I donât think about anything else and donât talk to anyoneâ-Ashlan (same girl)
âBellatrix there was a myth about the Amazon warriors that when they were young, they would either strap off their right breast or they would cut it off completely so that they were more accurate with their bow and arrowâ-Glo
âOf course Ashlanâs getting a solo with a beauty pageant because sheâs a beauty dude. And she doesnât have that much brain cells. She has a little more beauty than-â-Mina âCome on Mina!â-Min âWhat? She has brain cells too! But she has a little more beauty.â-Mina
âThey took her while she was sleepingâ-Lisa âThey shouldâve just locked the doorsâ-Ashlan
âGod would be very concerned about you gyrating in churchâ-Glo
âMiss Glo said that I have to be in love with Lily, so what I have to do is picture her as my dog because I love my dog so much, even though my dog canât danceâ-Ashlan
âItâs not my fault that Lily and Smiley look like lesbian twinsâ- Domenica
âSo, karmaâs a bitch. Talking shit about my kidâ-Roxce â*singing* Karmaâs aââ-Bellatrix âDonât do that!â-Roxce âItâs just like Jojo Siwa!â-Bellatrix
âDumb bitch!â-Tammi âYou dumb bitch!â-Jing âGood one, repeat meâ-Tammi âJing and Tammi are both dumb bitchesâ-Min
âWith that in mind moms, I want you to go over to the table. I want you to grab a Sharpie. I want you to go to one of the bodybags, and I want you to write your kidâs name on it.â-Glo
Ashlan 6; Glo 5; Mina 4; Leilah 3; Bellatrix 2; Corinne 1; Domenica 1; Lisa 1; Min 1; Rando 1