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i had the best time throwing the first pitch at the Mets game a few days ago. look mom, i made it.

You been practicing that pitch since the last one? Had the power, I’ll give you that. Just looked like you were aiming for the dugout instead. But hey, style points were off the charts.

Aight, I’m takin bribes now. First order of EVP business; what dumbass rule y’all want me to implement backstage? I’m talkin mandatory dog meet-n-greets, hairline checks at gorilla, ring crew karaoke hour… what we doin?

Aight, I’m takin bribes now. First order of EVP business; what dumbass rule y’all want me to implement backstage? I’m talkin mandatory dog meet-n-greets, hairline checks at gorilla, ring crew karaoke hour… what we doin?

Aight, I’m takin bribes now. First order of EVP business; what dumbass rule y’all want me to implement backstage? I’m talkin mandatory dog meet-n-greets, hairline checks at gorilla, ring crew karaoke hour… what we doin?

the way the trailer for the new mortal kombat movie dropped and i haven’t been able to move on from the fact i’m about to see my girls jade and sindel on the big screen. this might be the one premiere i’m begging wwe to send me for.

I like that you're out here calling him 'Karl' like yall share a groupchat. I thought the miz was gonna have that role in the bag. Man’s been playing himself for years, it just made sense. Either way, I'm hype. The last movie had me feelin like a kid again. Nowadays, movies just stress you out. I still hear those kids wailing at the end of Infinity War when I close my eyes.

Aight, I’m takin bribes now. First order of EVP business; what dumbass rule y’all want me to implement backstage? I’m talkin mandatory dog meet-n-greets, hairline checks at gorilla, ring crew karaoke hour… what we doin?

Aight, I’m takin bribes now. First order of EVP business; what dumbass rule y’all want me to implement backstage? I’m talkin mandatory dog meet-n-greets, hairline checks at gorilla, ring crew karaoke hour… what we doin?

Again - Why do I gotta be the one?? I'm glad you trust me enough to throw someone's ass out for having bad taste in songs, but that feels like a lotta pressure for a night off. I’m just tryna vibe! but sure. You're getting all the dance moves.

the way the trailer for the new mortal kombat movie dropped and i haven’t been able to move on from the fact i’m about to see my girls jade and sindel on the big screen. this might be the one premiere i’m begging wwe to send me for.

Surprised they don’t just have you starring in the damn movie at this point. Folks can cry about the casting all they want, I’m hype for it regardless. Noob Saibot was my guy in the games and seeing him in this? Yeah, I’m up.

Aight, I’m takin bribes now. First order of EVP business; what dumbass rule y’all want me to implement backstage? I’m talkin mandatory dog meet-n-greets, hairline checks at gorilla, ring crew karaoke hour… what we doin?

Mr. I-don’t-have-no-internet suddenly knows what the internet wants. If I put that out there, they’re gonna start writing fanfic where we adopt a dog together by chapter 2 or some shit. Whole domestic AU, bro.

Aight, I’m takin bribes now. First order of EVP business; what dumbass rule y’all want me to implement backstage? I’m talkin mandatory dog meet-n-greets, hairline checks at gorilla, ring crew karaoke hour… what we doin?