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Food For Thought
āIf taking one muffin is gonna risk your job, you have a really shitty job.ā He mumbled under his breath, but he could have cared less if she had heard him. Out of all the people he could have gone to with a surefire way of getting a meal, he thought she would have been the first to cave in. However, it was clear by her tone and just the very way she looked at him that Stocking wanted him gone.
Thankfully, his little trick worked.
It was like her personality took a complete u-turn, turning from some crazed bitch to an innocent girl. It was pretty fucking scary. However, Badou could only mentally pat himself on the back as his little scheme worked, and trying to hide the smile of success was harder then he thought. āMe? Dress up? Are you fucking joking?ā
He pressed himself away from the counter, taking a seat at a small coffee table as he waited. It didnāt take too long, thankfully for his stomach. He didnāt say anything as she came to him, only nodded in agreement that it was time to leave.Ā
At first there was silence, his eye glancing down towards her every so often. He couldnāt say it was an awkward silence, but he had no idea what to say. Did she like her work? Why was her hair two different colors? Did she always carry around stuffed animals to make her like twelves? No, he would avoid getting slapped for now. No, Badou came for free food, and if she wanted to talk, she would.
Luckly, the diner he had found wasnāt too far. He opened the door for her, and the second he stepped inside was told to put out his cigarette by a waiter. Ā ā⦠always this fucking shit.ā How he hated wasting a good smoke, but still, he turned outside, threw the nicotine on the ground and came back in. He wanted to complain, but he also really needed to eat.Ā
They were soon seated at a booth towards the back of the diner, the window to his left gave a good view of anyone passing by. Badouās eye, however, was soupy on the menu in front of him, glancing over ever option he could.
"⦠canāt tell you if any of this is good. I just heard the cake was.ā
His few grumbling responses can be heard by Stocking from the back of the store and by the time she returns to his side her eyes are already narrowed. A pair of full lips immediately part-- insults ready to be flung out-- but soon she shuts her mouth and chooses silence as her response. It's true. Her job is shitty and that's a word that can be used to describe just about everything else she's currently dealing with at the moment. Her apartment is a shit-hole that she can't afford to pay on her own and her sister has recently moved to Kairos as well; although she was foolish to believe she could ever escape that slut's presence for long.Ā
That familiar throb in her head returns and the girl presses her hands to her hips as she faces the male with a small scowl. As if reading her mind, he gives her a nod and the two finally exit the building together with Stocking locking the door behind them.Ā
The short walk to the restaurant is filled with silence and a few glances at the opposite person are stolen from one another. Just as he has questions for her, she has quite a few for him as well. What's with the eye patch? Was his hair naturally red? Why did he keep it so long? And what in the world was with his apparent nicotine obsession? Rather than fill the quiet void between them by voicing these silly little inquiries, the woman keeps her thoughts to herself. She doesn't feel like she has to attempt to make conversation with him. In fact, she doesn't even feel like she has to attempt to impress him. It's comfortable, if anything, but there's no way in hell she'd admit to that.
When they finally reach their destination the woman eagerly steps inside; her lips curling upwards into a grin despite her company's sudden complaint. Once they're led to their booth, Stocking slips in across from Badou and it isn't long before her eyes are eagerly scanning over the options under the 'dessert' section of the menu given to them.
The redhead speaks up once more and this time Stocking finally decides to give him a vocal answer.
"Yeah? Well the cake is the only thing that matters to me. If whatever you order tastes like shit that's your problem."
Her menu is soon gently pushed aside-- she's already memorized what she wants to order for herself-- but her gaze falls to the male's own menu. Rather than attempt to read the options upside down, Stocking rests her arms on the table and leans forward to observe the brightly colored photos splattered across the page.Ā
"...That looks pretty damn good, though." Her voice piques up once more as a black-painted fingernail comes into the male's view and presses down against a particular picture at the bottom. Some kind of pasta dish.Ā
"Do you like that sort of thing?" For once he isn't annoying her so she decides to treat him for it by being kind to him.
[text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
To: RiseFrom: Stocking
[1/3] *Yeah?
[2/3] *Make sure your damn uptight brother doesn't find out about it.
[3/3] *He'll have a goddamn heart attack.
[1/2] *If that jackass DOES find out, though...
[2/2] *We're going to pretend I never knew.
[text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
To: MakotoFrom: Stocking
[1/4] *What the hell are you going on about?
[2/4] *Why WOULDN'T you eat the entire jar? It's fucking delicious.
[3/4] *If you won't, then I will.Ā
[4/4] *Bring it over. Don't let it go to waste!
Random Sentences (Angsty ones)
"How do you really feel about me?"
"Canāt you pretend to love me this once?"
"Would you care if I was gone?"
"Donāt you know the hell I go through to keep you safe?"
"I canāt take this any longer. Help me."
"Deep down, youāre scared. Arenāt you?"
"Youāll stay alone if you push others away."
"How many lives have you taken with your own hands?"
"Just for today. Please."
"Youāre the only one whoās never called me thatā¦"
"We can make it work! Letās run away together, you and me!"
"I⦠have loved you this whole time."
"Treat me as you see fit. Iāll still protect you. Itās my role after all."
"Maybe itās too much for me to expect kindness."
"You give me meaning, even if you take it away."
"Please⦠hold me. Donāt say anything, just⦠hold me."

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texts from last night! meme
[text] Heās like⦠An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. Itās almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think Iāve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while⦠if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered āSimbaā [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was āchug-a-lugā [text] Thereās a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex Iāve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] Iāve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So howās your day going? [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. Whatās wrong with this tradition? [text] all iāve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys donāt exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom iām your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Canāt tell if Iām starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] itās not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] Youāre always adorable, but when youāre drunk, youāre like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year oldās Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] Itās like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal itās gummy bears and instead of milk itās vodka. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying āi mean who doesnāt like cheetosā [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyoneās car trailing to the house iām at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing āfollow the yellowbrick roadā. iām pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] Itās like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] Because when I say āYou shouldnāt drink anymoreā, she hears, āI personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinksā [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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texts from last night! meme
[text] Heās like⦠An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. Itās almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think Iāve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while⦠if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered āSimbaā [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was āchug-a-lugā [text] Thereās a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex Iāve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] Iāve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So howās your day going? [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. Whatās wrong with this tradition? [text] all iāve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys donāt exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom iām your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Canāt tell if Iām starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] itās not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] Youāre always adorable, but when youāre drunk, youāre like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year oldās Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] Itās like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal itās gummy bears and instead of milk itās vodka. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying āi mean who doesnāt like cheetosā [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyoneās car trailing to the house iām at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing āfollow the yellowbrick roadā. iām pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] Itās like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] Because when I say āYou shouldnāt drink anymoreā, she hears, āI personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinksā [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
[text] Itās all fun and games till someone says you`re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you
To: RichardFrom: Stocking
[1/3] *...Are you speaking from personal experience?
[2/3] *If so you better have knocked the shit back out of them.
[3/3] *If you won't do it I sure as fuck will.Ā
[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASNāT MEANT FOR YOU
To: GutsFrom: Stocking
[1/3] *If you send something like this you're practically begging for me to scroll up.
[2/3] *Oh, oops...~ My finger slipped!
[3/3] *Who is Casca?Ā
Introducing the mun:
Name or nickname: Pherra! Twitter handle: @babybackrins Gender: Female Sexual Orientation: Oh, that's easy! I'm [REDACTED] Fandom(s): UHH I like almost everything we can leave it at that pls Muse(s): Rin Kagamine and Rapunzel OC friendly?: Sure! Multi-fandom friendly?: YAAAAAAAAASSSS Will you ship your muse with any sex?:Ā Yes but she is taken woops Are you open to SFW rp?: Ye....s.... Isn't that just normal RP? idk. Are you open to NSFW rp?: Yeah as long as it's cool with the other mun. Can people come up and start a conversation with you?: of course pls do. Can they be your friend?: YES! YAhs....!!!! YEAH1
[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead
To: BadouĀ From: Stocking
[1/3] *If you're too lazy to even pick up the phone why the fuck should I roll out of bed and come find you?
[2/3] *If you want me that bad you can come over here.
[3/3] *Otherwise it looks like you'll just have to rub that stiffy out yourself.

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[text] Iām sorry if throwing up in the back of your dadās car ruined our friendship :(
To: KouhaFrom: Stocking
[1/2] *If anything, that enhanced it.
[2/2] *I barely knew the fucker.
SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)
[text] Are you lost?
[text] NO! That was a typo
[text] Did you buy it?
[text] I think Iām a mermaid
[text] I know itās 3am, but come over and cook for me.Ā
[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead
[text] Need to bury a body, itās urgent.
[text] Are you sure thereās no monsters?
[text] It was an accident.
[text] lol fuk da police
[text] send me a picture and iāll be home quicker ;)
[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASNāT MEANT FOR YOU
[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!
[text] Please tell me youāre free today! Iāve got some big news today.
[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?
[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?
[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?
[text]Ā I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt becauseĀ no pants
[text]Ā We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead⦠I just rolled off and tapped out.Ā
[text] Like alphabetically, Iād say a t?
[text]Ā Iām sorry if throwing up in the back of your dadās car ruined our friendship :(
[text]Ā there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. donāt judge me.
[text]Ā I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesnāt need it today.
[text] Do you know where I am?
[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!
[text]Ā We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. Iāve never been so broken.
[text]Ā Is āhead down ass upā an appropriate way to say good morning?
[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact Iām not sure itās legal to send that sort of picture?
[text] There isnāt enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so Iāll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.
[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension
[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD
[text] No no donāt leave me, whoās going to walk me home
[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.
[text] My dick just got serenaded.
[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.
[text] Iāve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now theyāre getting into it and itās a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates
[text] The fridge is fully stocked. Iām either hallucinating or this is a miracle
[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???
[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!
[text] Itās all fun and games till someone says youāre so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you
[text] Iām in A&E but I donāt really know why
[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half
[text] I think Iām officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said itās not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasnāt trimming his hairs with my mouth?!
[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.
[text] Heās decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.
[text] Donāt talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!
[text] I promise Iāll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox
[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Donāt test me.
[text] I think I got married last night?
[text] I think I got married on impulse last night⦠and after looking a second time, I donāt think iāve made any mistakes.
[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices
[text] I didnāt let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because⦠it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?
[text] If I say it was accidental youāll just say Iām lying
[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my⦠everywhere
[text] Youāre my hero
[text] Youāre the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you
[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?
[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?
[text] Itās not a good night if I donāt end up crying into your motherās lap.
[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, heāll marry me and youāll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.
[text] Iām may be allergic to nuts, but not his.
[text] She high fived me out of pity
[text]Ā You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.
[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hairā¦
[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked
[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room
[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?
[text] It may or may not have been your sisterā¦
[text] It may or may not have been your brotherā¦
[text] If youāre not coming over with food, donāt come over at all
[text]Ā Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex againā¦
[text]Ā IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?
[text]Ā Letās never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.
[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.
[text]Ā If you donāt fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute weāre alone in your room, Iām returning you to the boyfriend store
[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, Iām sorry xox
[text]Ā There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
[text] I feel like youāre pretending I didnāt bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a ācomfy place to sitā
[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really donāt know what you took, but you need a babysitter.
[text] Ā I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a āletās fuckā way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of ālet me wash your hairā way.