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Ribbed condoms don’t even taste like ribs.

Who the fuck wrote this

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i love every genre of music . if it slaps it slaps period

I live in a panicked state that sits somewhere between “don’t be so hard on yourself” and “success is my only option”.

A damn classic. 😂.

Some single people give AMAZING relationship advice because the people in the relationship are too stupid to see all the red flags and toxicity billboards.

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lol

Lmaooo real life my reaction

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

it do.

Yes .

Why the fuck did they always give milk in school like bitch who the fuck eats pizza or hamburgers with fucking chocolate milk

Questions that need answers...

Reminds me of the episode where this girl’s organs were shutting down and with like 2 minutes left in the show after they tried like 7 things he’s like “did you check her pussy for ticks?” And low and behold, the cause of her dying was a tick was eating her out…

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