catch me in the deep space ikea

when bashir asked dax out in the first episode and sisko was like "i wonder if he'd be interested if you were still some old man" What no one realised is the answer was probably yes

i do think that bashir and garak could play a sherlock holmes hologame together but ONLY if they're playing as holmes and moriarty respectively. there is no watson.

I think theres a watson exactly once. It is miles and he had to put up with so much flirt arguing that he will never agree to anything like it again

love that dynamic in Deepthroat 9 where Sheriff Oboe is like "SQUART quit trying to sell KLINGON METH to the Bamongan Priests in MY promenade" and Quink is like "fuck you i want to kiss you with tongue so so so badly"