spaceship and robot enthusiast

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack it

getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game

fuck it. reblog this and tell me in the tags what your favorite album is

"no trespassing" "restricted area" "private property" bro im literally curious by nature

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

I firmly believe what ever you’re obsessed with at 11/12 years old becomes a core part of who you are, regardless if you lose interest in it or not. Maybe some of you were lucky and were obsessed with warrior cats or smth, and if you’re real unlucky it was probably twilight.

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

it's scary the amount of people who wholeheartedly believe that men and women are fundamentally different creatures

i love it when jake and nog do stupid nickelodeon bullshit. this is the final frontier.

the suite life of jake and nog

people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit