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they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

World Heritage Post

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

thats right

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”

Anyway photography, silent films, and “talkies” (moving pictures with sound) were all invented and made by adults and mostly for adults as the audience

last time i checked its basically just Boss Baby out there. not entertaining to a high-earning professional. he’s not even actually the boss he’s a baby

you forgot kung fu panda

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

@deirfmaps

why do hey even sell the haribo kind of gummybears when u could just chew a really big wad of gum for ten hours to the very same effect

No one understands my comedic genius smh. By not making this an anon ask, you, the reader, are exposed to the intent of "Kevin Mr Marvel Man": lol boomer. The aim is to laugh not with the post, but at the post as it emulates a corporate account. SHAME

@apollos-constant-crisis

@starboybowie

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know