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the author's barely disguised english major

i think i just had a regular human experience

king of edible leaves his majesty the spinach

Would you rather $1 million or a disgusting old penny

You deserve a life that feels good for your nervous system. Do whatever it takes to get there.

running into a trans girl while you're out and about makes the entire miserable errand worth it, whatever it was. like glancing upward at just the right time to see a shooting star. I spot a trans flag and it sincerely ceases to matter that the bus is crowded and it rained unexpectedly and my shoes are soaked through and my headphones are dead. I am happy to be on that specific bus on that specific day, because you're there too.

need this

music to wear jeans to

i miss the real gun emoji so much