❝ g o d s l a y e r ❞

"Someone’s jealous~" Oh man, Orga really should not have been having this much fun crushing a girl’s dreams. Maybe rather than trying to be manipulative, you should show him that you’re better than she is. Well… unless you want to play really dirty… and if you want to do that there are ways to make him dislike her so he’ll love you…"

"You’re totally jealous. You’re even trying to get that clueless ice mage to like her so he’ll have his heart broken and fall right in place for you to pick up the pieces. Manipulative, I must admit." 

After all, she did attack Juvia on impulse in the games..

"No, because Lyon is in love with her, not you. Why would you want to break up true love? Don’t tell me you’re jealous…?" 

"Look, I get it. The ice mage is your first crush. But he’s clearly off in love with the water mage, and who are you to get between true love? Now, marry the light dragon slayer and accept what your heart is telling you, because you are clearly in love with him, or you would not have proposed." 

"You caught him making out with her, didn’t you? For someone is all about love you are sure set on someone much older than you falling in love with you. Don’t like it when true love means that your crush falls in love with another woman?"

↪ 「♡」 ❝ I did not! Juvia is only two years older than me, so isn't that just as bad? ❞

"Bitch there might be."

"So when’s the wedding?"

ayeeee mami