sabrina . kerr . wayne . nancy . steve . julie . nancy . kurt .

life     is     not     like     dnd,     and     seducing     the     young     cop     out     of     giving     eddie     a     ticket     in     fact,     did     not     work.     it     went     horribly     wrong.     he     got     asked     to     step     outside     the     vehicle,     and     it     was     surprising     the     guy     doesn't     recognize     eddie     considering     he's     skirted     the     edge     of     the     law     enough     times     to     be     on     first     name     basis     with     most     of     the     officers.     dealing     drugs     since     a     child     will     do     that     to     you,     amongst     other     things,     and     the     joint     tucked     neatly     into     his     jacket     pocket     gets     found     and     eddie's     sheepish     grin     is     met     with     two     equally     unimpressed     looks.     crit     fucking     hit     to     his     ego.     "it's     called     thinking     on     the     spot!"