Carl

not a pigeon but i have been followed by cops

i like Carl being Yoda cause he is kinda like Yoda if you replace the Force with loser chud energy and his wisdom with knowledge of every movie known to man

i'm sorry i'm still fucking thinking about mixtape's music selection. what do you mean this game is nebulously in the 90s and ostensibly about music but like 95% of the tracks are from the 60-80s. and the one "metal" track these so-called metalheads listen to is fucking Rainbow. in the 90s???? there isn't a single ska or punk track these NoCal small-town skaters listen to? we're gonna have a diatribe on a track from the animated transformers movie but we can't afford a coolio track? THIS GAME SET IN THE 1990S DOESN'T HAVE A SINGLE GRUNGE MENTION???????

i once saw someone posit that this game was probably made to capitalize on 80s nostalgia but because stranger things bombed that made it financially risky. so they went for a 90s take on a john hughes movie. this is of course hearsay but DAMN you can really see that vibe.

here's my biggest complaint about the gameplay of mixtape. beyond it requiring less input than a gacha vn. why was this not a rhythm game. like there's no further justification i need, right??? like it could be one of those pseudo-rhythm games like no straight roads where you don't HAVE to be on beat but it would certainly HELP IF YOU WERE. instead we have cannes 2026's rejected 6/10.

i'm sorry i'm still fucking thinking about mixtape's music selection. what do you mean this game is nebulously in the 90s and ostensibly about music but like 95% of the tracks are from the 60-80s. and the one "metal" track these so-called metalheads listen to is fucking Rainbow. in the 90s???? there isn't a single ska or punk track these NoCal small-town skaters listen to? we're gonna have a diatribe on a track from the animated transformers movie but we can't afford a coolio track? THIS GAME SET IN THE 1990S DOESN'T HAVE A SINGLE GRUNGE MENTION???????

i once saw someone posit that this game was probably made to capitalize on 80s nostalgia but because stranger things bombed that made it financially risky. so they went for a 90s take on a john hughes movie. this is of course hearsay but DAMN you can really see that vibe.

i'm sorry i'm still fucking thinking about mixtape's music selection. what do you mean this game is nebulously in the 90s and ostensibly about music but like 95% of the tracks are from the 60-80s. and the one "metal" track these so-called metalheads listen to is fucking Rainbow. in the 90s???? there isn't a single ska or punk track these NoCal small-town skaters listen to? we're gonna have a diatribe on a track from the animated transformers movie but we can't afford a coolio track? THIS GAME SET IN THE 1990S DOESN'T HAVE A SINGLE GRUNGE MENTION???????

imagine 10 years ago telling someone that disney would come out with a movie all about a mandalorian and everyone was so uninterested in it that it bombed

Imagine telling someone 10 years ago that the Family Guy Star War's episodes are still discussed and thriving, and one of the most critically renowned episodes of Family Guy ever and they would agree.