Incorrect Bangtan (& More) Quotes

Taehyung: So I went on a blind date the other day Namjoon: Yeah? How’d it go Taehyung: It went well, I couldn’t see them though cause I didn’t have my glasses

Yoongi: *Wears dark grey* Taehyung: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors.

Namjoon: This is the worst day ever. Hoseok: Why? Cause we lost Taehyung? Namjoon: No, because it’s a little humid- YES BECAUSE WE LOST TAEHYUNG

Yoongi: What are you doing? Jimin: I’m trying to give you a big ol’ hug. Yoongi: Oh. Yoongi: I thought you were attacking me.

Yoongi: Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet! Hoseok: What are you bidding on? Yoongi: A table.

Seokjin: Sorry I’m out of good jokes for today. Jungkook: *snorts* “Today.”

Seokjin: What kind of rock is a really good friend? Seokjin: An oPAL Yoongi: Rocks will be your only friend if you make that joke again

Jimin, about Jungkook: I know you think my judgment’s clouded because I like him a little bit Taehyung: You doodled your wedding invitation Jimin: No, that’s our joint tombstone! Taehyung: ...My mistake

Doctor: I’m sorry but you have 3 months left to live Yoongi: *slides 5000₩ across the table* Make it 1 month

Hoseok: Jail’s no fun, I can tell you that much Namjoon: You’ve been? Hoseok: Once. In Monopoly

Taehyung: What game should we play next Jungkook: Super Smash Bros? Taehyung: Sure, I’d love to smash you Jungkook: What Taehyung: What