Princess bee

a true hero of the modern era

Scream

WHAT

great pic of harry styles 2018

cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe

its december third and i just gotta ask all of you one question

my parents……..Were Right

cards against humanity not only buying part of the U.S border to stop trump from building the wall between the U.S and Mexico but also hiring a law firm specializing in eminent domain with the intent of making it harder and more expensive for the government to build the wall has got to be the boldest move in this stupid simulation we’re living in. not all heroes wear capes

Reverse cut-a-way. Detective Pikachu is in a room with normal humans who can’t understand him. He stubs his toe really hard. We get like 30 seconds of very loud angry “Pi pika pika pipipika kakapika pipi-” then the main character walks in and we just hear the deep detective pikachu voice go “-FUCK!”

calling ur dad “my father” is just the socially acceptable way of saying “my dads a bastard and i hate him”

This or just call them by their first name

Calling parents by their first name either means you killed them and got away with it or are planning to

dear person who aggressively stormed into the cubicle next to me and started peeing angrily: are you ok

i absolutely read this as office cubicle and was trying to figure out what sort of day you had that this was your reaction

listen my man it doesn’t matter how many times you shriek you need a healer I am a delicate little music boy and you need to stay close to get your healing not charging into danger so you better jingle jangle back into the love zone or I’ll push your ass off a cliff

My first thought was “Bard in D&D”, it took me an embarrassingly long time to realize the OP probably meant Lucio in Overwatch.

Bold of you to imply Lucio Correia dos Santos isn’t the bard of Overwatch