Jay

[RANT] Anyone who knows me knows I am VERY extra about birthdays. I like buying presents, I like preparing, I like celebrating, I am the most ✨extra✨ when it comes to birthdays. Atlas turned four today and the fact I could not spoil him like mad, upset me more in this stupid pandemic than I thought. Mentioned it to Lauren, asked if she could maybe give him treats or something to celebrate it ‘for’ me and she said she would. Just received a series of picture where this actual BABE of a best friend went fucking extra and got him his favourite things and put candles on it. He is probably confused, she is probably tired and I am definitely very, very grateful and happy (and a bit emotional). Thanks for being extra when I can’t be, @laurencarmel - I appreciate you. 🖤 (at Norwich, Norfolk) https://www.instagram.com/p/CMDIZf6BGzmB_mQ4KJ3-sUs9H7QKCKRJ00tCF40/?igshid=i1bmewod7f9t

What a decent day, lads. (at The Ivy Norwich Brasserie) https://www.instagram.com/p/B9KeF8HlDHaFEVmj8B-FqHC7oo91qj10GFeBpo0/?igshid=1qjt24b43rn31

(Also: AS IF Scooter uploaded her entire Christmas catalogue to the BLMG YouTube channel - saddo. Scoot scoot away, huns)

Did you know that 27 October is #NationalBlackCatDay? Did you know that black cats take twice as long to be adopted from animal shelters than their ginger tabby cousins? Did you know many cultures will avoid black cats as the plague because they supposedly bring bad luck? I think I’ve been very lucky to have Atlas in my life. Please consider donating to the RSPCA/Blue Cross today to help cute cats like Atlas wake up their family at stupid o’ clock at night and eat their hair ties. #Atlassi https://www.instagram.com/p/B4HN2KKFM7DHGnAE9iChL5WspB38QjaCR1P6MQ0/?igshid=1gbrepjmp8rel

My ultimate ride or die for the past six years but neither of us have the proper paperwork and also we are very much alive. xo #lay #friendiversary https://www.instagram.com/p/B3xid8lhrztHJ86uISnvyLlqZKMlHoq5u2Bc780/?igshid=1lu6pbiyll4up

Just watching @the_politician with this little peanut. 🖤 #atlassi https://www.instagram.com/p/B3pszdGhc3IsPTekiX4KS9Vqmhjzw8sALOknkI0/?igshid=143bmr0pi4i2e

When a woman dies, her organs cannot be used without her explicit, written consent. When a woman is alive, her body is governed by strangers who decide what she can do with it, when/where and how. We have reached a point where women have more autonomy over their bodies when they are dead than when they are alive. Stop. https://www.instagram.com/p/Bxjm36zIYSq3TW4o3lr1_T0lvysYst8pz1fgZ00/?igshid=6f0s8yv4s9fc

Four hours into 2018 and keeping the tradition of NYE sofa naps ALIVE. (2012-) ✨

I met my best friend four years ago in LDN, and this is what the sky looked like that night. Four years later and you’re still my lighthouse in the storm. 💙 #LayDay #friendiversary

I love all cats but I love some more than others. #Atlassi

What happened, is a disgrace. #StillWithHer