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they should make a my friend that doesn’t have to go through ten william horrors every single day

Having an OC I care about way much is a blessing and a curse because on the one hand. My angel. On the other hand, I am incapable of not talking about her so I am in a perpetual state of info-dumping and then regretfully going "nobody gaf" but unfortunately for everyone else I only get that realisation after I'm done talking so nothing will ever change <3

I gaf. Everyone should gaf because she’s so cool and interesting and complex and well-written. I see the new info dumps and I go “!!! Ghost Saxon time!!”

“Itties Bitties Babies Kitties”

HEARTBREAKING: friends who i should be going to the movies and playing dnd and watching anime and cosplaying and going to the mall and having sleepovers and exploring the woods with live one hundred trillion miles away

i think every disabled person with ableist family should be given 10 000 moneys effective immediately

i dont even know where the bit ends and i begin

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

charismatic but in the sense that being an absolute freak does interest & compel people

big fan of when characters meet another version of themselves and their first instinct is to literally physically kill their doppelganger with their own two hands. which could mean absolutely nothing.

*torturing you* dude trust me, something really cool happens. you just have to reflect on it for a bit. i'm doing this because i want you to reach your full potential okay?

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

if you squint you can see that the penis is actually quite phallic in nature