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Philip: Over my dead body.

Eacker: That's fine with me. *cocks gun*

(Source: Unknown)

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Philip: Hey Theo, what's your last name?

Theodosia Jr: Uh, it hasn't changed since we first met?

Philip, getting down on one knee: Well, maybe it should.

(Source: Tumblr)

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Lafayette: *holding an antique bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Laurens: *grabs the bottle and chugs the whole thing*

Laurens: It's perfume.

(Source: John Mulaney)

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I came up with hundreds of plans in my life and only one of them got me killed. – Alexander Hamilton, probably

(Source: The Good Place)

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My destiny is not to shoot you. The universe cannot be that lame. – Aaron Burr, probably

(Source: Heroes)

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Alright, I killed him, okay? What is the big deal?! – Aaron Burr, probably

(Source: Heroes)

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Philip: Can I say a bad word? CAN I SAY A BAD WORD?!

Hamilton: Yeah.

Philip, to Eacker: YOU MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!

(Source: Vine)

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Jefferson: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Hamilton: Bold of you to assume I like you anyway.

(Source: Tumblr)

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Frances: You flirt and kiss for what? Sex? Love? Pathetic.

Philip: To raise my charisma stat.

Frances: Ah, I see. A gamer. You may pass.

(Source: Tumblr)

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Jefferson: If I Had a dollar for everytime someone called me ugly...

Jefferson: I'd be broke.

Jefferson: I'm perfect.

Jefferson: Later, losers.

(Source: Tumblr)

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Bisexual? No, you must have misunderstood. I'm bye-sexual. As in fuck the hell off, asshole. – Alexander Hamilton, probably

(Source: submission on @incorrectocquotations)

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Eliza: I'm in love!

Angelica: How long have you known him?

Eliza: Cosmically, it feels like we've been intertwined-

Angelica: How long though?

Eliza: It feels like forever.

Angelica: How many hours?

Eliza:

Eliza: Seven.

(Source: Jake and Amir)

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Eliza: *giggles cutely*

Eliza: I'm going to snap!

(Source: Tumblr)

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Hamilton: We have to lure them out.

Laurens: Oh, okay. Set the place on fire?

(Source: Leverage)

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Philip: George Eacker wants to fight me! What do I do?! I can't fight!

Hamilton: Just bonk him over the head!

Hamilton: It's nature's snooze button!

(Source: Gravity Falls)

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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Hamilton: Shit.

Mulligan: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Mulligan: Oh my god.

Lafayette: LAURENS FUCKING FELL OFF!

(Source: unknown)

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