Football, samba, caipirinha and eldritch monsters @definitely-brasil - Tumblr Blog

Decided to make an intro post soooo

ℋℯ𝓁𝓁ℴ, 𝒾 𝒶𝓂 ℬ𝓇𝒶𝓈𝒾𝓁!

𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑦/ℎ𝑖𝑚/𝑠ℎ𝑒

𝔉𝔬𝔯 𝔩𝔢𝔤𝔞𝔩 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔰𝔬𝔫𝔰, 𝔦 𝔞𝔪 𝔫𝔬𝔱 𝔞𝔠𝔱𝔲𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔶 𝔅𝔯𝔞𝔰𝔦𝔩

𝙰𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕/𝙿𝚊𝚗𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌

𝕄𝕚𝕟𝕠𝕣

ᵖᵒʳᵗᵘᵍᵃˡ, ᵍⁱᵛᵉ ᵒᵘʳ ᵍᵒˡᵈ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ, ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ

Yes, me and Blue came to an agreement and it said they wanted to make and intro about itself

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Hewwo! Blue's not actually my name, but how my name is inpronounceable to you humans, Brasil nicknamed me Blue!

They/it

Actually an eldritch abomination :3

Brasil is my bodily vessel :3

#brasil posts!#brasil reblogs!#brasil answers!#brasil com s #🪡 anon #brazil with z

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Oh Yeah I Exist. Hi.

#brasil posts!#brazil with z

jubjubbird

karasratworld

You haven’t seen happiness until you’ve seen 7 rats in a box of (pet safe) packing peanuts

cypric-rat-hyperfixation

happy 10th birthday to 7 rats in a box of (pet-safe) packing peanuts

definitely-brasil

HAPPY 11TH BIRTHDAY TO 7 RATS IN A BOX OF (PET-SAFE) PACKING PEANUTS

favorite word?

Guilt.

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deathfaeriex

HAPPY L’MANBURG INDEPENDENCE DAY, EVERYONE !!

definitely-brasil

Happy independence day!!

#ooc: should i make a lmanberg gimmick?

ho-ho-homosxual

gimmick accounts are so fundamental to The Tumblr Experience

when i first got on i was like "why r there so many gimmink reblogs?? they're so random and annoying"

but now i see the light of day and theres a fishgiver! and a girl detector! and an alphabet counter! and a you-did-your-best-er! and Elvis Presly in a bunch of different flavors!

amd you're all goofing and gaffing and i want you to know that every time i see you my Whimsy O' Meter refills like a video game health bar

i larb you gimmick blogs <3

definitely-brasil

We larb u too, [tumblr] user ho-ho-homosexual <3

forfawkssake

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

jonmoxleys

sometimes it just ends up being something like

onlyhereforthedrama

ITS BACK

dontleavemydreams-deactivated20

lord

uhmgilinsky

Y’ALL NEED JESUS

forfawkssake

Please stop reblogging this post

myterribletwenties

This post made my water break

myterribletwenties

In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.

forfawkssake

WHAT

hotchstuff

God, I love this accursed website.

myterribletwenties

Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!

citylightscomebackinjune

Happy 5th Birthday Marceline!!!!!

maximumsunshine

Everyone calling 1yo posts, tumblr heritage posts. THIS is a tumblr heritage post. This post is roughly 10 years old now. This post was still making the rounds 5 years later making people laugh and breaking waters.

definitely-brasil

Happy birthday to me and Marceline!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rio-grande-do-norte-fr

Ent, recapitulando o gimmickverso brasileiro 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 até onde eu sei:

@definitely-brasil

@parana-official (morto)

Eu :3

@rio-grande-do-sul-official (inativo)

@g1oficial

@ibge-oficial

@minas-oficial

definitely-brasil

Tbm tinha a totally-brasil, mas ela sumiu

rio-grande-do-norte-fr

Nousa

definitely-brasil

Acabei d lembrar q o Paraná não era @parana-official, era @the-state-of-parana

#brasil reblogs!#brasil com s

rio-grande-do-norte-fr

Ent, recapitulando o gimmickverso brasileiro 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 até onde eu sei:

@definitely-brasil

@parana-official (morto)

Eu :3

@rio-grande-do-sul-official (inativo)

@g1oficial

@ibge-oficial

@minas-oficial

definitely-brasil

Tbm tinha a totally-brasil, mas ela sumiu

#brasil reblogs!#brasil com s

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rio-grande-do-norte-fr

Aside from being, y'know, the United States, USA is such an ugly dugg, like, you don't even need to take a look at the horrendous urbanization, just the borders are unsightly enough on their own

Bro...just... WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SO STRAIGHT?! It makes no fucking sense, like, are they stupid (retorical question) ? Why you so bricky?

Compare it to Brasil (which is still a colonial state, don't get me wrong, I'm only talking about the aesthetics) and its state borders, damn, so much sexier.

rio-grande-do-norte-fr

Is this a North America thing? Please don't tell me there are other countries who do this please please spar me

rio-grande-do-norte-fr

The entirety of Northern Africa: allow me to introduce myself

Their borders are WILD

Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia

Libya, Egypt and Sudan

Colonization, man

definitely-brasil

WHY ARE THEY STRAIGHT LINES

rio-grande-do-norte-fr

No idea.

definitely-brasil

Why were their europeans so weird

#brasil reblogs!#brazil with z

rio-grande-do-norte-fr

@definitely-brasil do you wanna hear a joke?

definitely-brasil

I do

rio-grande-do-norte-fr

What kind of instrument the gays play?

definitely-brasil

Uhhh

The fagotto?

rio-grande-do-norte-fr

Yay finally someone who gets it!!

definitely-brasil

I KNEW IT

#brazil with z #brasil reblogs!

rio-grande-do-norte-fr

Aside from being, y'know, the United States, USA is such an ugly dugg, like, you don't even need to take a look at the horrendous urbanization, just the borders are unsightly enough on their own

Bro...just... WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY SO STRAIGHT?! It makes no fucking sense, like, are they stupid (retorical question) ? Why you so bricky?

Compare it to Brasil (which is still a colonial state, don't get me wrong, I'm only talking about the aesthetics) and its state borders, damn, so much sexier.

rio-grande-do-norte-fr

Is this a North America thing? Please don't tell me there are other countries who do this please please spar me

rio-grande-do-norte-fr

The entirety of Northern Africa: allow me to introduce myself

Their borders are WILD

Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia

Libya, Egypt and Sudan

Colonization, man

definitely-brasil

WHY ARE THEY STRAIGHT LINES

#brasil reblogs!#brazil with z

rio-grande-do-norte-fr

@definitely-brasil do you wanna hear a joke?

definitely-brasil

I do

rio-grande-do-norte-fr

What kind of instrument the gays play?

definitely-brasil

Uhhh

The fagotto?

#brasil reblogs!#brazil with z

rio-grande-do-norte-fr

@definitely-brasil do you wanna hear a joke?

definitely-brasil

I do

#brazil with z #brasil reblogs!#srry for not answering before #had family matters

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