laters taters

HELLO ANON I PRESENT TO YOU:

“HOW TO GET INSPIRED TO DO WORK YOU DON’T WANT TO DO WITH HELP FROM TEDDY ROOSEVELT”

BECAUSE IT’S

IMAGINE YOUR WORK IS A STUPID TREE

CHOP THAT LOSER DOWN BECAUSE IT IS IN YOUR WAY

THAT WAS FUN WASN’T IT

OF COURSE IT WAS

NOW IMAGINE YOUR WORK IS A SHADY MOUSTACHED MAN WITH GUNS

PUNCH THAT JERK IN THE FACE

GET YOU SOME FOOD YOU DESERVE IT

WHAT’S THAT

PEOPLE THINK YOU WON’T SUCCEED?

THAT’S REAL FUNNY BECAUSE YOU

YOU ARE BIGGER AND BADDER THAN ALL YOUR ASSIGNMENTS AND THOSE ASSIGNMENTS CAN GO CRY IN A CORNER BECAUSE YOU ARE LAYING ON THE

KEEP CHUGGING YOU’RE DOING GREAT

WAVING AT THE HATERS LIKE

BECAUSE YOU’RE HARD AT WORK AND THEY WISH THEY HAD THE GOLDEN FRIED WORK ETHIC THAT YOU DO

CAN YOU DO IT?

LOOK AT YOU LEARNING NEW THINGS AND SHOWING THAT MATERIAL THAT YOU ARE GOING TO SUCK UP ALL THAT KNOWLEDGE LIKE A DAMN SCHOOL AMOEBA

NOW GET UP AND GO LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR AND SAY:

YOU CAN DO IT

SO ROCK ON

TEDDY OUT