Those things must be working out between waves or something.

When the game finally imitates life. This is why I have trust issues. 

October is here and that means it’s time for a spooky Splatfest! Will you sink your teeth into Team Vampire or have a howling good time with Team Werewolf? Or maybe you’re a fan of fangs? Oh wait, they both have fangs. My, this is going to be a tough one!

We learned that on Friday evening, a new stage will be added to the mix. The Manta Maria is a large sailboat moored at a harbor near Inkopolis, and it will soon be the site of many fierce ink battles. The towering masts and nets in the center of the stage will likely be a key area of conflict.

Breaking news! An update to the Splatoon 2 game will be released this evening: Version 1.2.0. For details, please visit this page.

One of the key updates is that Grizzco Industries has apparently established a new location for its Salmon Run operation. This location is known as Lost Outpost. It appears to be an abandoned settlement near a coastal region.

You can use the walls of the main structure to evade Salmonid attacks, but the walls will also block your line of sight. You’ll need to be even more vigilant in watching your teammates’ backs.

4096 to the power of 4 is 281,474,976,710,656

Two Hundred Eighty One Trillion. 

You potentially could have won the Mega Millions Jackpot 1,087,234 times at that rate.

Look at that picture. The occurrence taking place in this picture is one million times more rare than winning one of the biggest lotteries out there.