Deer God

I want to take a bite out of a bar of soap

are you stalking me wth i just said that-

oh how the turns have tabled

how the tabled have turns

have turns how the tabled

tabled how turns have the

turns tabled how the have

have tabled turns the how

tables the have turns how

tables chairs floors spaghetti

Guys I just wanted a normal family dinner can you stop turning the table

Link? I need to see this!

damn @silly-little-arson-frog-offical u really are famous

So do you have any spaghetti or no

The deer. It has poisoned me

THE DEER WHAT!? 😦

Poisoned moi. Never trust hyper realistic deer, Gummy

Oh my..😦 Never trust a hyper realistic deer I guess...

You can trust us

real ones can't stand tom

Tom is a menace

I LOVE HIM.

prophunt

NO FUCK OFF I’M A LEAF

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME THAT RAINBOW SHERBET ICECREAM TASTES LIKE SHIT. BECAUSE WHEN I GO TO BASKIN ROBINS, I'M NEVER BUYING RAINBOW SHERBET AGAIN!!!!

"OH YEAH RAINBOW SHERBET TASTES LIKE RAINBOWS AND HAPPINESS AND" SHIT THE FUCK

Hit the suck

i have more than 600 followers dude 😭

Is the cat in your profile your sona?

yes

i have more than 600 followers dude 😭

Is the cat in your profile your sona?

how much ice cream did you get ???? ok whatever here's another 90

I'm not your child but can I also have 15 dollars

why does everyone want my money. ok here's a 20

Why don't I get 90 dollars

I'll give you 100

I LOOK AMAZING

AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT A HEARTACHE

TELL ME WHYY

AIN'T NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE </3