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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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@deer-in-charge
Thereβs a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head
This post does not contain typos!
Of course, it is still incorrect, so how about I fix the error!
"There's a gimmick blog right behind meβ¦"
Should be:
"There are gimmick blogs right behind meβ¦"
Yes! With a singular gun to your head (we all have to share)
Wrong! KITCHEN GUN I CHOOSE YOU-
Awww, why do YOU get Kitchen Gun?
Because I'm the best news network ever!
We should give you more kitchen guns
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tumblr is about tricking smart and funny and talented people into following me
you all just lost the game.
So have you, musical fool
Bitch I donβt even know you. And youβre a deer.
I'm staying
I stare at the burning building before me, watching the framework of the wood turn black as it closes in on itself. I choke from the overwhelming dusts of smoke, looking down at my shaking hands -stained with my own blood- as tears well up in my eyes. I know what I've done. I didn't mean to. I can't fix it. I slowly reach into my pocket and pull out my phone, my grip weak and vision blurry as I unlock it.
i open tumblr and post "craving a pea brain and jane"
i close tumblr
you told the Tumblr community about Jane and the burning building!?
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i dont WANT pride months to be over,
on the other hand...
for some reason i randomly thought "FUCK ME AND MY LESBIAN LIFE" but i'm a guy. and i like guys. why am i thinking this.
every so often i scroll through the replies and reblogs on this post just to giggle at all of the alternatives people say instead of "it's a sign"
Makes you feel better I'm gay any way
Oh.. You're cis? And.. Hetro.? No, it's fine, as long as you're happy and such. But like, are you sure? I mean, you're on tumblr right now and- no no.. I get it.. You were born this way.
As a deer I'm clearly not either of those
IT WAS FUCKING TACOS
crispy juicy tender
i just went and threw myself into a blender
(thanks for getting me nominated for offical of the year guys)
If I win I'll microwave myself next!
Congratulations Frog for being nominated!
Now to see if Frog smoothie tastes good..
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I suck at apologies, so⦠unfuck you, or whatever.
New REBLOG Game
Just fucking lie about the previous poster
Prev is actually three turtles in a trench coat wearing a tiny fedora
@radio-silence-fan @babyqueenfangirl @ovalbrain @crowwolf8 @tatortots0478 @pirulated @that-little-lychee @thedamsolangelofan + open tags
prev is rudely inactive on tumblr
@roselandsrl @thatonequeerk1d @cieraheart @winter-depressed-belle @optimisticc-overthoughtss
prev is secretly a potato with a some trendy kicks, a rainbow poncho and a pride pin stuck in its skin ( and keeps it there even tho it hurts cuz pride representation)
@butter-is-bored @butter-is-bored @pickledsprite @sleepandblog @saltywastelandjase @mentally-tori-261 @oliveparis @galaxys-universe @babyqueenfangirl
Prev has 23 pet unicorns and if a secret veteran in the Charlie the unicorn war.
@aaronhollow1950 @hadiescrusader @thedamsolangelofan
Prev married a volcano and they had 3 daughters named Rocky, Magma, and John.
Aw fuck! How did you know???
YOU MARRIED A VOLCANO AND HAD BABIES WITH IT?!
CONGRATS BRO!
also it was just a wild guess
Prev ate a pack of 10 red pencils thinking they were strawberry pencil candies
@sdherself @rawr-bibichan12 @livybug-15
Iβm shocked that hasnβt happened tbh
prev is a murderous demon with little black wings
Prev is an AWFUL writer and a GREEN dinosaur
HOW DARE YOU DISGRACE MY NAME BY CALLING ME GREEN! I AM PURPLE THROUGH AND THROUGH
LMAO
Previous is five billion years old and owes me twenty bucks
Hey.. Hey you know what's better than two hats on my head *an eight hat is revealed* fucking six more hats
Get more hats Satan
*trains your gender*
fuck wait I meant trans oh man
BAM
TRAIN HITS YOU
I think I'm demiromantic
this is by far my favorite tumblr account thank you
You're welcome
Demiromantic,
Or Demonromantic
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its genuinely insane to me how you have over 3,000,000 notes total how. How
I paid Tumblr off I Mean I Am Super Duper Funny
I fear you
friEND
bestfriEND
girlfriEND
boyfriEND
you know what as no end?
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You know vhat else has no end?
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good answer nephew
Gay romance also has no end
