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I also have a surprising amount of not NSFW content on this blog, as I treat it as a general writing space as well. I keep writing porn but then terrible things start happening in the background and now there's a plot? The OC's I post on this blog are also not cross-posted, so their SFW content is also a Deepwaters exclusive.

Stick your hand in the chum bucket to prompt more of my thoughts I am so safe and normal.

For RP and engagement purposes, I'll pretend to be pretty much anything. If you like corrupting cringy cisboys, I'll be that. If you're a transfem wanting cuntgirl pussy, it'd be morally wrong to say no. Sissy? Sure! Hyper aggressive trans man who should probably be collared and flogged? Hell yeah. Cougar? Why the fuck not, I'll try. I'm on testosterone.

#somnia text is my tag for contributions

#valveplug is Transformers robo porn (yay!)

#robogore is the tag for posts where there's incredible violence, body horror, a bit too much medic fetish, or some mutilation and/or death

I don't understand the nsft side of tagging on Tumblr so feel free to suggest what to tag my posts with.

OLD PINNED POST - SOMNIA WRITING STRAT

Getting broken up with and then end up back together every other month, making each other jealous on purpose....all that jazz

-wife anon

Your social life could be an elaborate social experiment to her and you'd hate that. She comes off as inoffensive to your friends. She's lazy and leaves constant paint scuffs on your frame from where she kneels around your helm and fucks your face. You like it. You both know that, even if you neck cables hurt and your joints ache sometimes, but she could use masochism as an excuse to push.

She's got levels of annoying, which is.. annoying, but then she has times where she genuinely just pulls a dick move or puts you in the crux of a situation you had no desire to be in the crux of. Depending, she might cheat on you, and when you accuse her of it, she'll blatantly lie that your relationship is open. If you try to use that excuse, though, she straight up ghosts you, and you might suddenly find a few people slutshaming you.

Breaking up is easy. You're mad at each other, you pretend you aren't mad at each other, Deltashock isn't a slothful asshole for an evening, and suddenly you want her again. Those times hurt more than hooking up. You've probably got someone in your corner telling you to leave her for good.

1) Are Percy and Brainstorm actually conjunxed? Did Brainstorm leave Percy cause he was hurt by his actions? Or was it onesided, with them actually completing the rites but Brainstorm not realising it?

2) What kind of discrimination did Brainstorm have to deal with? In what ways was he restricted as a warframe? Does your TFA-verse have its own caste system? Were Brainstorms talents that undeniable that he was granted leeway/a higher status in order to server Cybertron as a scientist?

3) Did Brainstorm join the Decepticons because of increased discrimination and scutiny? And then get pushed over the edge when Perceptor decided to mess with his own personality matrix? (Have you considered Percy doing that to himself in response to Brainstorm leaving him for the Decepticons, in order to prove a point?)

4) How do Brainstorm and Perceptor reunite? Does a Decepticon delegation get send to Cybertron, with Brainstorm being one of the scientists on the Decepticon side? Or does Brainstorm go to Earth to either deliver a new shipment of weapons to Megatron or maybe he was summoned in order to build something on earth, The terrifying (according to rumors) engineer who created some of the most destructive and dangerous weapons that the Decepticons used? (He has such a cheerful and bright paintjob tho, would Perceptor even allow people to speak ill of Brainstorm?)

5) Brainstorm seems to have a lot of attachment to morals and sentimentality in your verse, what would his reaction be to the Jet-twins? They used to be factory worker grounders after all, before being chosen to be reformatted into being autobot flightframes. Would he have opinions about that?

6) I'm a sucker for a good baby trapping plot, but how do you think Perceptor would get there? From what little you've written till now he still seems a little too on ice to be able to make it under Brainstorms panels XD.

Anyway good day!

This is such an awesome ask, thank you! I really wish I had more of this verse coherently written down so I could share it with you, but it's largely chunked together at the moment and I don't want to publish the next piece because I decided to make Perceptor suffer a bit more. I originally posted it as a kind-of April Fools joke (as I'm mostly writing other content on this blog) but it is a genuine passion project of mine and I'm delighted in your interest in it.

1) I originally scrapped this piece together with all the whimsy of a CYOA (Choose Your Own Adventure) novel. I used to read them when I was young, namely one of the pieces by R.L. Stine, and I thought all the ways the plot could go was super interesting (but, with all the viciousness of a autistic kindergartener, I hunted down the 'best' ending.) The idea of writing something a bit like that seemed fun. So in one of those iterations, they're conjunxed and mutually aware of it, another they're "lab partners," and if I hated myself, I'd do another where they were pining pathetically.

2/3) Basically, yes! The autobot faction got gradually more hostile as propaganda turned (more) against warframes in response to the Decepticons, up until the point it wasn't really safe for Brainstorm to stay in his position. He's a very dramatic and very intense mech, though, so he didn't take losing his job well. He was, indeed, very, very good at it. Which some people hated, admittedly. He didn't have a 'good' personality to match his talent, so he wasn't considered an exception socially.

Joining the Decepticons wasn't his favorite option, but Perceptor is still a relatively loyal autobot (it's veering on dubiously) and Cybertronian's seem to have a deep hatred for weak willed political parties. Decepticons gave him a job, going Neutral gave him three dozen headaches including not exactly having the personal shanix to relocate.

The fact that you bring up Perceptor's personality matrix right then is actually very ironic, because in what I have written, he did! After Brainstorm was ousted, Perceptor lost a few dozen reasons to keep caring and a voice to tell him that maybe D.I.Y brain surgery is a terrible idea. He became utterly manic in a bad way. I may have been slowly killing off his friends. No comment.

4) The original concept was more of the first, since we don't really see Perceptor leave Cybertron. He's technically government, so he doesn't have as much freedom of movement. Boundary pushing by being an aft excluded, of course. Autobots and Decepticons begrudgingly met up by sending some delegates to the Decepticons, but no one really wanted to volunteer for that.

I like to imagine Brainstorm's paint job is pretty much identical, except for a few things where he wasn't able to get a perfect replacement shade. He's old in TFA standards. He keeps exploding himself. It's gotten scuffed. Perceptor's relationship with Brainstorm isn't public, so no one is really treading on that landmine on purpose, but he is a prominent engineer and gets the OCCASIONAL mention. The Decepticons have much more famous mechs, and he's- not playing it safe, per say, but laying a bit low.

5) I think he's very pro-body modding. But I also think he's an old warframe who has experienced a lot of fucked up shit he doesn't talk about, and this refomating kind of reminds him of MTO armies. Maybe they're not being made in dozens and have some sort of semi-competent handler, but it still doesn't resonate well with his spark. He's familiar with double standards even if he wasn't very good at sanitizing himself for the public, so he's not too hurt by them being flight-frames in the physical sense.

6) It takes a while! But the big plot hasn't even shown up yet and it's probably gonna involve letting another mech do stuff to you that could probably end up with you dead if they fucked it up. Perceptor gets kind of. Clingy. Life is hard enough, he refuses to question his trust in Brainstorm and consider any doubts.

Two million, five hundred thousand solar cycles since the first riots. Three million, two hundred thousand since meeting him. It had been five hundred since he'd last bothered to leave Cybertron.

Perceptor was aware of how difficult he was to argue with. Once he had chosen a point, he wouldn't budge without being outsmarted. When it did happen, he could accept defeat gracefully. It wasn't, after all, as if he could be angry.

He rooted his choices in statistics, alliances, feasibility. It was a simple structure to follow, one that had been crucial to implement once his processor had no longer been able to make quite the same number of inspired quick decisions it once had.

Numbers were easier than mechs. He'd made a way to interpret them, true, but his processor was lacking in ‘appropriate’ response. Some mechs swapped so quickly between their feelings that they'd become indecipherable.

This was not an argument that he could be persuaded to give up. The councilors had irrational fears. He could be replaced, negotiating had so far yielded no casualties, and not one of them wanted to take his place.

If it was anyone but the Decepticons that they were dealing with, they likely would've been offended by the presence of Perceptor at the initial meeting to discuss the alliance.

It wasn't a secret how much talent the scientist had at interpersonal discussion. That is, to say, that he had none.

This alliance was important. He could accept that and use his applicable skills to assist Optimus Prime in whatever way was needed. But he had a selfish motive in this.

Before the Perceptor of millenia past had decided that his emotions were more hindrance than help, he was already considered quite detached. It was with that detachment that he had sufficed previously.

There were few exceptions, and one of them was glaringly vivid. He only had the irrational memories of his mistakes and emotional confrontations now.

⇒His conjunx.

She should just let me mount her and correct all those silly thoughts about secretly being male perverts. Trans girls can be perverts too. It's perfectly fine. They shouldn't let some guilt stop them from enjoying pussy. They aren't preying on a woman.

Deltashock your sire is hot asf, mind if I stay for dinner?

-wife anon

His terrible personality and police brutality drive off all the boys from the yard.

Happy Valentine's day!! Hope you have a good one <3

-wife anon

Ah, I saw this yesterday but didn't have a response. I still don't really have one, but I wanted to say thanks and get this out into the void. :)

I also have to keep myself from snickering

-wife anon

God, I miss welding. Thinking about robo-boobs while you risk lighting yourself on fire sounds like a good time to me, ngl.

-wife anon

Hmm. I'm writing these pretty haphazardly, so might edit them later. I'm gonna divide these up in only the way that a disabled man does.

Prowl:

I think he's got a general preference for spaces with less people, but he's aware that certain interesting things come with that debuff. 'Perfect' date night? Don't say that too often, or his TacNet is gonna make an itinerary and make him focus too hard on doing it right and not strictly enjoying it.

It really just all depends! There was probably an innuendo behind 'derail into something else', but frankly, what I immediately thought of was Prowl trying to go on a date and something work related catching up to him. It turns into a murder mystery plot. Bunch of (ex-autobots?) get in trouble, and he instinctively intervenes on that shit.

When he's got the spoons, I think he'd have the tolerance for the public, so maybe it's one of those rare Trying A New Food location days. He knows what he likes, aight. That'd be a pretty good indicator of how you'd get along, too. Isn't going to a social hub on his joor off without convincing. Wouldn't wanna go to a movie or something because in case it's bad, he doesn't want to do socializing with you instead (no offense).

Lower energy day, might go on a (low intensity) hike or just stay in. Being outside can be nice sometimes, but he doesn't want to people. Unfortunately, most of his talents aren't immediately peace time date night applicable. Just staying in and cuddlin' up to him while he knits or something could be a date if you wanted. Would sudoku if he didn't computer brain the solution in less than a second. Takes the fun out of it.

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Springer would be offended to be included in the Prowl family lineup and is hence not here.

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Tangent:

Has a higher tolerance for people by virtue of refining the technique for ignoring them when they're annoying. Would like taking you out to look at old buildings (several of them outright ruins) and talking about the architecture style, which mechs probably made it, the artificial beauty functionist mechs tried to toss over everything..

Or if you're not much of one for ominous. Well. Tangents. You could go to normal museums or something. Doesn't go to clubs, really, but probably has been dragged to a few in the past and would be fine going with you if you wanted. He's not scared of shit- which is a problem of its own.

Low energy day, probably just gotta flop on top of him in his berth and watch something together. That bitch would love The Apothecary Diaries.

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Deltashock:

In her sire's awkward bonding attempts, Deltashock has been to a lot of random classes on random subjects and touched a lot of hobbies in some way. If you're a creative or interested in trying some sort of tactile craft out, Deltashock can probably squint her optics and point out some random place. May or may not turn into a road trip.

Likes casual co-existence. Listening to you rant about something while she bunts her helm into your shoulder. Kinda catching up on your interests. She'll tell you if she doesn't like participating. If you wanna go out, it'll probably be food again. Would go to a place just to sit at a specific table so she could stare at a fishtank or something. Doesn't know the quality of the other fuel, because she gets the same thing every time.

-Portable Husband

I don't know precisely how he feels about bugs, but he does need to chill. There are some cool bugs, but there's also scary bugs..