Apathy Apaathy Apathy

#posts that take me off a list

shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

*pointing at your wife*: you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

"u attract what u fear" AAAAAAAAH financial stability and rough sex

being in your mid twenties is a little bit like being drawn and quartered

friend who SWEARS they don't molt but once a year they disappear for a week and come back slightly larger with beautiful, smooth skin

I wouldn't be a good sacrificial lamb I'd be like a huge bitch about it

do it scared. do it whimpering. do it whining and pleading. do it with a raging hard-on

it's insane how normalized 3d printing is i don't think people born post 2005 can comprehend how fantastical "appearing things with machines" was as an idea. kind of like cryogenics or VR indistinguishable from being somewhere. like i remember learning about 3d printing about 10 years ago and feeling like it was a little bit sci fi teletransportation magic like it was truly a mind=blown technological moment and now it's just like. do you want to buy this figurine of dawyne the rock johnson as pikachu on etsy