Apathy Apaathy Apathy

#posts that take me off a list

*pointing at your wife*: you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

"u attract what u fear" AAAAAAAAH financial stability and rough sex

being in your mid twenties is a little bit like being drawn and quartered

friend who SWEARS they don't molt but once a year they disappear for a week and come back slightly larger with beautiful, smooth skin

I wouldn't be a good sacrificial lamb I'd be like a huge bitch about it

do it scared. do it whimpering. do it whining and pleading. do it with a raging hard-on

it's insane how normalized 3d printing is i don't think people born post 2005 can comprehend how fantastical "appearing things with machines" was as an idea. kind of like cryogenics or VR indistinguishable from being somewhere. like i remember learning about 3d printing about 10 years ago and feeling like it was a little bit sci fi teletransportation magic like it was truly a mind=blown technological moment and now it's just like. do you want to buy this figurine of dawyne the rock johnson as pikachu on etsy

‘do u have kinks’ yeah like five in my neck

you have been found guilty of faking a personality disorder for online clout now before we send in the venomous and homophobic snakes would you like your final bong hit to be alaskan thunderfuck or white yoda

Why are the snakes homophobic

cant afford woke snakes

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this