Desi Minds Think Alike

I want a home mostly just to welcome people into it. There will be bowls of candy for guests, and the cookie jar is full. I’ll always say “I was just about to make a coffee/tea/cocoa, would you like one?” when somebody walks in. There’s lemonade and iced tea made fresh on hot days. Once it hits That Hour and they start saying they really should be going, I’ll remind them that the futon is always open, and I’m making cinnamon rolls tomorrow. There’s champagne and sparkling juice hidden on a high shelf just in case somebody announces their engagement or their pregnancy or their new job while they’re here. There is an extra chair in the living room, at the table, and on the deck, and it’s for you. I want to be able to say “if you’re ever in trouble, come to me.”

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I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”

Reverse werewolf- turn into the moon when you see a wolf.

you. I don’t like you.

remember 2013 when you could just say something like “pornhub is just How It’s Made for babies” and everyone would be like “hoLY COW ARE YOU ON drUGS xD THE NIGHTBLOGGERS ARE HERE” *122 supernatural gifs* *30 links to a scam website* *random selfies of people reacting to the post*

you are under no obligation to remain the same person you were a year ago, a month ago, or even a day ago. you are here to create yourself, continuously.

This post is like reading an inscription carved into a bathhouse wall during Pompeii’s last days

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly