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Pup!König that begs and begs to mount you after you've praised him for being "such a good boy" after he cleaned the whole house while you were away at work. He even remembered to put away the dry dishes this time! Perhaps he deserves a treat after all.

he does it "out of the goodness of his heart" but you know what his intentions are once he tells you that you two can share the bed.

Every time you go in a public place and something ISN’T disgusting it’s because somebody cleaned it. Every time you feel comfortable using a public bathroom or sitting at a restaurant table or setting something on a gas station counter or playing on a playground it’s because somebody cleaned it.

i'm so gone for the idea that the first time that you tell john, "i love you," is during sex. maybe missionary, but i'm thinking during pronebone—when john's pressing all his weight onto you, gripping you by the back of your neck, rutting and humping like he's trying to impregnate you then and there (not yet, but soon; that's a promise). you are so drunk in your pleasure, all drooly and whiny, that the words just spill from kiss-swollen lips.