new day new beginning new smile

So I had a hysterectomy today (hooray!) and I brought along my stuffed orca, Shamu, as a comfort object. And everyone i interacted with during my pre-op was like "Oh! Who's this?" so I was telling them all about him, how he's been with me since I was 9 and gone on every single vacation and road trip, and they were telling me about their own stuffed buddies (one lady said she still has hers after 40 years!) and all of this while I was signing consent forms and providing a list of the things I'd brought with me, you know, small talk.

I mean it i mean it but what i mean is i said leave but all i really want is you to stand outside my window throwing pebbles screaming i’m in love with you

i finally caught whatever has been going around and i feel like absolute ass. what do you mean i’m almost 33 and i have a fever and am so congested that my husband is sleeping on the couch because i’m snoring so badly? i woke up at 3AM and i couldn’t swallow because my mouth was so dry. it feels like someone is drilling into my sinuses. (def not covid though…thank god for small mercies.)

https://x.com/taylornation13/status/1876652535957909606?s=46&t=TLdOxXBxgRK_PpFk_CTf1w

no but he was all sad not playing football with sore knee and a mustache and she flew out to fuckass kansas city and became his girlfriend