Ah Tarnation!

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

nice wound. Could use some salt though

white dude in this horror movie : *translates old arabic text* *somehow it rhymes perfectly in english* 

Now I really wanna see a horrible faltering translation from one of these movies, like “Whomsoever enters this room, they shall… well, this word is like… literally it means ‘unbecome,’ but it was used as a euphemism for death, pooping, and—wait, when was this carved?  was it 15th century? Cuz it was a euphemism for sex too in the 15th century.  This is either a cursed crypt, a bathroom, or a royal bedroom. Who wants to roll the dice?”

“You guys, I’ve gotta be honest, okay? This thing’s written in some kind of weird localized dialect, and I’ve only ever studied the standard form of the language. I mean, this part right here…I can’t even tell if it’s some kind of error, or an obscure slang phrase…whatever it is, I have no idea what the fuck it means.”

‘this is written in ancient sumerian. it’s about… uh… well that word is… uh. okay this is either a poem about farming, or straight-up a nasty sex guide. it might be both. i want a shower.’

“okay see the thing is in one dialect this word is the name of a terrifying Demon but in a completely different language from the same area that has the same writing system and gave a lot of loan words to the first, it means ‘horse’ - and the context is really not helping”

“You know what?  This thing is bound in human skin and the walls are bleeding let’s just leave.”

The problem with male love interests nowadays is that they’re not characters. They’re just good-looking lamps that exist to shine a light on the designated reader-insert heroine. Like…romantasy authors love giving their male characters these lofty responsibilities (e.g. princes, kings, dukes, resistance leaders,) but don’t give a damn about what those roles mean for the characters. Their status doesn’t say anything about them, it only exists to give the heroine status by extension. He has power, so she has power. But that’s all there is to it. This makes these love interests extremely dull and reduces them to one-dimensional cheerleaders for their heroines.

Hahaha! That's awesome.

please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

the problem with calling inanimate objects “girl” is that once you start you cannot stop. I said “girl” to the dishwasher because that bitch would not close no matter how hard I whacked her pussy. what is wrong with me

environmental storytelling.