life is fun and trains are the way to travel

animal control to major tom

animal control to major tom

grab the cage and find out where that wombat's gone

do it scared all you want but whatever you do, dont do it hungry

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

skips a stone over a few posts

me searching through my old posts: who the hell wrote all this

I actually emailed this ode to the professional email address of the guy who painted the cookie monster mural and he completely ignored me lol

Instead of taking him offline they should have convened a Third Vatican Council to settle the doctrinal matter of Gatorade baptism.

please listen to albums someitmes youll be amazed at what an artists songs do when theyree in an order they made. for you to listen to. etc

a good crust of bread will have your ass hankering for a hearty stew

On this July 13, I pledge to be ten times more weird but no less earnest. I pledge that all of my work will always be ridiculous. I pledge to never forget any of my friends.