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hello. this is a reminder to take your medication, get some water and a snack and take a break. this is a threat :)

TJ maxx is short for Timothy Joseph Maximus

had a dream that Tusk launched a skincare line and their whole thing was that their products were NOT cruelty free

business idea: pie bites

i feel like most songs about cancel culture are written by people trying to criticize society for telling them it’s not ok to say racial slurs or groom children

lifeguards interfere with natural selection

am i in love with him or the playlist i made about him

gonna start collecting sports cards and trading them based on how hot the player is

who the hell actually enjoys thin crust pizza and why is it the only kind sold frozen

instead of setting a timer or alarm for your nap set a stopwatch. test your limits.

bought a TI-84 calculator off ebay for $20. thought i was getting insanely lucky. turns out i just bought the case. now i have a $20 case for a calculator i don’t own