Red Hood

I don’t got any treats for you. Sorry.

“Uhhh,” awkwardly gives a head pat.

Purrs and headbutts him

Gives more head pats. “Are you a stray? Lost? Crime Alley isn’t very safe.”

“Hm,” Jason kneels down.

“Yes meow”

Purrs and sniffs, before trotting off

Jason gives the cat a little wave goodbye. Praying that no one saw him be soft. It could ruin his Red Hood reputation.

I don’t got any treats for you. Sorry.

“Uhhh,” awkwardly gives a head pat.

Purrs and headbutts him

Gives more head pats. “Are you a stray? Lost? Crime Alley isn’t very safe.”

“Hm,” Jason kneels down.

“Yes meow”

I don’t got any treats for you. Sorry.

“Uhhh,” awkwardly gives a head pat.

Purrs and headbutts him

Gives more head pats. “Are you a stray? Lost? Crime Alley isn’t very safe.”

“Hm,” Jason kneels down.

I don’t got any treats for you. Sorry.

“Uhhh,” awkwardly gives a head pat.

Purrs and headbutts him

Gives more head pats. “Are you a stray? Lost? Crime Alley isn’t very safe.”

I don’t got any treats for you. Sorry.

“Uhhh,” awkwardly gives a head pat.

I don’t got any treats for you. Sorry.

Some days I forget I’m 41. My son told me I was old… 41 isn’t OLD old. I’m still young… right?

You wish old man

Ok well do you need help finding friends? Do you need help with groceries? Just give me SOMETHING to work with

Finding friends? No. I guess you could restock one of my safe houses if you really need something to work on.

Location???

Crime alley. Apartment building near the convenient store. 2nd floor, 3rd one on the left.

“Thanks babe.” She went off to his safe house and restocked everything. She admittedly put a little cherry sticker on his gun- she liked leaving a mark of herself in every universe- and cleaned the apartment a little

Jason gives her a salute and then goes back to his patrol.

She called him an hour later through comms, “Jay? What kinda frivolous stuff d’ya want? You got necessities but this place doesn’t feel very…homey. No sweet treats, no blankets, no plants…what unnecessary shit do you want?”

Jason sighs. She was persistent, so he wasn’t even gonna tell her he didn’t need anything. “Get me a blanket for the living room then. And a plant, I guess.”

Ok well do you need help finding friends? Do you need help with groceries? Just give me SOMETHING to work with

Finding friends? No. I guess you could restock one of my safe houses if you really need something to work on.

Location???

Crime alley. Apartment building near the convenient store. 2nd floor, 3rd one on the left.

“Thanks babe.” She went off to his safe house and restocked everything. She admittedly put a little cherry sticker on his gun- she liked leaving a mark of herself in every universe- and cleaned the apartment a little

Jason gives her a salute and then goes back to his patrol.

Ok well do you need help finding friends? Do you need help with groceries? Just give me SOMETHING to work with

Finding friends? No. I guess you could restock one of my safe houses if you really need something to work on.

Location???

Crime alley. Apartment building near the convenient store. 2nd floor, 3rd one on the left.

Ok well do you need help finding friends? Do you need help with groceries? Just give me SOMETHING to work with

Finding friends? No. I guess you could restock one of my safe houses if you really need something to work on.

The internet tells me that the definition of a "babygirl" would be you, Jason. It invokes the emotion of me wanting to protect you!

if he’s anything like the red hood i know, his extensive list of traumas and the fact that he died and came back more than qualifies him as babygirl.

I’m not appreciating this Red Hood is babygirl propaganda.

look man, you’re awesome and you’re terrifying but you also just need a big hug sometimes bro. that’s peak babygirl-ism.

When I imagine a baby girl I don’t see a terrifying person. I don’t see a man armed with guns and knives.

that’s because you’re imagining a baby girl. it’s babygirl, one word. and it’s an energy not a look. the type of person you wanna just shield from the world. bonus points if they’re 1) a man or 2) do not need your protection. you’re all three big guy.

What the fuck did I miss while I was dead?

when were you dead and for how long? approximately. this is important.

Kind of a long story. I was technically only dead for about 6 months. Then I was revived by The League of Assassins and in comatose for a while. They kept me at their compound for 3 years and trained me. I’ve been out of there for almost a year. Though, a good portion of that I wasn’t fully there in the head.

I haven’t worn the full helmet. I do have a leather jacker I wear too sometimes. But my favorite to wear while out as Red Hood is the red jacket. Does that answer your question?

Uh thanks

The internet tells me that the definition of a "babygirl" would be you, Jason. It invokes the emotion of me wanting to protect you!

if he’s anything like the red hood i know, his extensive list of traumas and the fact that he died and came back more than qualifies him as babygirl.

I’m not appreciating this Red Hood is babygirl propaganda.

look man, you’re awesome and you’re terrifying but you also just need a big hug sometimes bro. that’s peak babygirl-ism.

When I imagine a baby girl I don’t see a terrifying person. I don’t see a man armed with guns and knives.

that’s because you’re imagining a baby girl. it’s babygirl, one word. and it’s an energy not a look. the type of person you wanna just shield from the world. bonus points if they’re 1) a man or 2) do not need your protection. you’re all three big guy.

What the fuck did I miss while I was dead?

when were you dead and for how long? approximately. this is important.

Kind of a long story. I was technically only dead for about 6 months. Then I was revived by The League of Assassins and in comatose for a while. They kept me at their compound for 3 years and trained me. I’ve been out of there for almost a year. Though, a good portion of that I wasn’t fully there in the head.

I haven’t worn the full helmet. I do have a leather jacker I wear too sometimes. But my favorite to wear while out as Red Hood is the red jacket. Does that answer your question?