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Beel: Croissants: dropped
Levi: Road: works ahead
Asmodeus: BBQ sauce: on my titties
Belphie: Shavacado: fre
Mammon: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
Satan:
Satan, grumpy: I didnāt understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
I'm going to be deleting a lot of posts and stuff. We're thinking of starting the blog over. There are some things I want to keep, but a lot of it will be going.
Asmodeus: Um, Mammon, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Mammon: We need money!
Asmodeus: You're scamming him?
Mammon: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?
Asmodeus: What?! No way!
Mammon: Why not? We already stole Belphie!
Belphie: Hey guys.
Asmodeus: No, we didn't. Belphie can think and talk for himself, he can do whatever he wants!
Belphie: I wanna steal.
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Diavolo: Barbatos and I donāt use pet names.
MC: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Diavolo: Honey?
Barbatos: Yes, dear?
Diavolo:
MC: Don't ever lie to my face again.
NO CHEATING: Youāre starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title. Who/what is it?
tyty for the tags both @hhawkz & @yuujispinkhair <33 !! sorry it took me ten years to get to this T.T i forgot </33
(cut the reblogs bc it was a lil long </33)
itās two people but it counts. literally i would be the background character in this movieā the extra that gets two seconds of screentime and then you never see me again LMAO š
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MC: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.
Lucifer: I wake up at 4:30 AM.
MC:
MC: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.
ask: what would it be like to date the brothers from Obey Me! ?
description: dating the obey me brothers (headcannons)
Warnings: none really, just some swearing
word count: 1168
Lucifer
-dating Lucifer is formal. He loves to spoil you and make sure you always look your best. He feels pride in having you on his arm, and he thinks you always look beautiful.
-dating Lucifer includes sitting with him in his office or his room while he does paperwork. He insists that you donāt have to sit with him, but when you do it makes his day.
-dating Lucifer is quietly reading next to him while he does whatever it may be at night, if heās home. Lucifer isnāt always one for big conversations. Not because he doesnāt love you but because heās already so stressed and he needs his time off, too. What better way to spend some downtime than to spend it with his favorite person?
-dating Lucifer is fancy restaurants, fancy clothes, fancy dates, and a strong love.
Mammon
-dating Mammon is always a gamble. Will he be home? Will he be out? Where will he be?
-dating Mammon is knowing that even if heās gone for hours at a time, likely gabling away his money (dumbass) or finding ways to trick people into giving him money, heās going to come back home and remain as loyal as ever. Heād never cheat on you, no matter how much money someone offers him to do so.
-dating Mammon is knowing that even though heās one of the most unreliable people youāll ever meet, if you need something, you know heās going to be there.
-dating Mammon is having cute sweet moments that he tells you to āNever tell anyone I'm soft like this, ya hear?ā but everyone already knows. He holds you close like a greedy bastard and swears to you that heāll never let you go.
Leviathan
-dating Leviathan is nights spent awake late playing games together. Maybe heāll even let you win. If youāre not a gamer, thatās fine, he wonāt be mad. But heās going to want you to be with him one way or another, doing whatever you want to do as long as you can be with him.
-dating Leviathan is listening to him rant about his video games, only shutting up when you tell him you love him or when you kiss him. It gets him all flustered and he canāt help but smile like an idiot.
-dating Leviathan is knowing that heās insecure. He wants it all but doesnāt want to hurt other people or demons with his sin at the same time. Sometimes he comes to you at night telling you about something that he did that he didnāt mean to do. He has a heart, even if he does use it to envy other people more than half of the time.
Satan
-dating Satan is constantly checking on him to make sure he isnāt about to explode. It isnāt just the big things that piss him off but the little things too. And the last thing you want is his head to explode.
-dating Satan is running around the library with him, reading or flipping through books. Youāve learned at this point to bring a bag (a big bag) with you to golf all of the books Satan can and will be taking back to his room with him.
-dating Satan is falling asleep to him reading to you at night. Sometimes you lay on his chest and reach up to play with his hair, causing him to purr like a cat. Other times he plays with your hair while he reads, either brushing it or stroking it gently. Or he sits next to you on the bedside, holding your hand while he reads if he has something to do after you fall asleep.
Asmodeus
-dating Asmodeus is face masks, bubble baths, makeup, and pictures. He loves to show himself off, he loves to show you off, he loves to show everything off. He's constantly throwing the fact that heās with you to anyone who will listen. āMC and I did this.ā āMC and I did that.ā āIsnāt MC so pretty? Not as pretty as me, of course, but stillā¦theyāre beautiful.ā
-dating Asmodeus is constant cuddles and PDA. He doesnāt care if anyone finds it weird. He just wants to show you and your relationship off! He loves you and you love him. Is there anything to not brag about? He certainly doesnāt think so.
-dating Asmodeus is listening to him cry at night. Sure, heās confident in himself and everything, but it doesnāt mean insults donāt get to him. Or he sees people fighting which makes him sadder than he says. Asmodeus may be an ass, but heās sensitive too. And being the human that he runs to when he needs someone to cry to makes you feel special. And you are special to him. In every way.
Beelzebub
-dating Beel is food. Always food.
-dating Beel is sneaking into the kitchen late at night with you on his back because he doesn't want you to step on a loose floorboard in the hallway and wake Lucifer.ā When you get to the kitchen, you make whatever food you can. Burgers, steaks, ramen, cereal, toast, etc.
-dating Beel is letting him take you to restaurants around the world, and him letting you pick out whatever you want to eat because he will be doing the same thing. Seeing you eat and enjoy yourself with him is the most amazing thing to him. He loves it, he loves spending time together, and he loves you.
-dating Beel is also understanding that while he loves spending time with you and he's really more clingy than heāll let on, he doesnāt say many words. Sometimes he gets insecure about it, wondering if youād rather be with someone who talks more or has more to say in general. But you assure him that you love him the way that he is, and you wouldnāt change anything for the world.
Belphegor
-dating Belphie is nap time, cuddles, movies, and love. He loves to fall asleep with you, wherever that may be. Belphie likes to curl up next to you in whatever position you want as long as he gets to hold you while he sleeps. And if you were even thinking about getting up and leaving while he does something else, donāt. Heās not going to let you go.
-dating Belphie is watching childish movies with him. He loves them and they make him happy. Heās going to fall asleep halfway through but itās the thought and the quality time that counts.
-dating Belphie is whispering sweet nothings to him when he has nightmares at night, hushing him and assuring him that you love him with your whole heart. And he will do the same for you, without any questions asked.
-dating Belphie is knowing that you can be whatever kind of a mess of a person you want to be. Heāll be right next to you 100% of the way, holding your hand and loving you unconditionally through it all.
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lucifer flicking your forehead when you start blowing bubbles into your drink at mealtimes because āitās improperā and āyouāll set a bad example for my brothers.ā
mammon looking horrified when you burp a little at the table. itās not because he thinks itās gross, but because lucifer ties him to the ceiling whenever he does.
leviathan glaring at you when you put your feet on his chair and keep him from getting up. you donāt notice, and he is getting a little more irritated by the second because he wants seconds before beel gets to his fifths.
satan kicking your shins and trying so hard not to laugh when you bring up an inappropriate topic at dinner. you just keep going and he just keeps chortling when everyone else looks so done with you. lucifer is rubbing his temples. youāre in for it later, mc.
asmo playfully smacking your arm when you start complaining about school. itās funny, because heās acting all cute while the rest of the table looks very worried as lucifer stares you down.
beel vigorously shaking his head when you eat too fast. he canāt blame you, but mc please youre going to get in trouble!
belphie trying to shake you awake when youre nodding off at lunch. if lucifer catches you, who knows what heāll do.
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