smile through it all.

anyone else a little worried about the giant fire hell vortex that opened up in the gulf of mexico?

posts that would’ve scared people in 2016 shitless

green tea.. in all forms .. is the most healing thing... yk. i drink green tea and im like... wow maybe life is beautiful... im not evil anymore.. i want to build community. the earth is healing

shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely

😳wow bestie umm. That was kind of blasphemous of you?? 🤭 haha like kind of heretical even 💞

heavy is the head that wears the cat ears

guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way

wait what’s the difference?

one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire

the spotlight effect on imessage is so fucking funny it makes everything 10000% funnier

you can tell when @deathistrue and i text a lot because we just scream over the 🦭 in different forms in our group chat with @buttwholess