It's too late to say you're sorry, say you're sorry, still...

In all fairness shock is a hell of a drug

To everyone who tries shaming people with “y’all are too busy with [insert frivoulous fad here] to care about [insert important world issue here]”

Which crystal gem body type is closest to yours? 

wouldn’t it be neat if everyone’s hair color was based off of their birth stone?? tag what your hair color would be!!!

I love this. Take a shelter dog with you, guys. Everyone. Everywhere.

tfw you’re on mobile and have to work hard against auto-correct to keep your lowercase aesthetic™

dont ever talk to me or my 47000 medications ever again

2017 better be like a utopian golden age for everyone to make up for this literal flaming trash pile of a year

ok so i’m kinda curious about something, reblog this and add what the weirdest thing in your room right now is in the tags

microsoft gonna help me transcend into cybernetic godhood

In the State Farm commercial ‘Never’, a man professes he will never get married, have kids, or buy a minivan, but does all those things. The last thing he says is “I’m never letting go”, implying he’s about to abandon his family.

I literally think about this every time I see this

Good news, State Farm does offer life insurance.

Barring a small handful of common-sense exceptions, kids should be allowed to hang out in their room with the door shut, and as they get older, locked. People need to be alone sometimes. That’s just sort of a common experience. This may come as a surprise to some folks, but children & teenagers are people. Sometimes they’ll get sad and they’ll want to be alone. Sometimes they’ll get anxious and they’ll want to be alone. Sometimes they’ll want to be alone and not really have a reason for it; that’s okay, too.

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