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a really long, but categorized, ask meme
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”
“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”
“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”
“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”
“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”
“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
“I’m sorry, have we met before?”
“I don’t know you, but thanks.”
“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”
“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”
“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”
“It’s none of your business. We just met.”
“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”
“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”
“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”
“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”
“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”
“You know, most people watch porn at home.”
“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”
“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”
“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”
“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
“We lost the playoffs.”
“The girls team beat the boys!”
“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”
“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”
“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”
“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”
“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”
“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”
“Being a freshman sucks.”
“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”
“She/he told me they were a junior!”
“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”
“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”
“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”
“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”
“I definitely failed that test.”
“I got an A on my essay!”
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”
“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”
“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”
“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”
“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”
“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
“Shut up. Just shut up!”
“I don’t need to listen to this.”
“You’re lying.”
“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”
“I can’t look at you.”
“Don’t fucking touch me.”
“If you say one more word, I swear…”
“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”
“What’s wrong with you?”
“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”
“You must be crazy.”
“I'm not backing down.”
“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”
“What’s your issue?”
“You make me so angry.”
“This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”
“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”
“I’ve never been good at this. I don't do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
“You’re the one that I want.”
“I don't care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
“Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”
“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”
“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”
“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
“I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”
“Please, don’t leave me.”
“I need you more than you will ever know.”
“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”
“I brought vodka and ice cream.”
“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”
“I can’t believe you went without me!”
“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”
“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”
“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”
“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”
QUOTES - NSFW EDITION
“What do you think about this outfit?”
“Bend over.”
“It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”
“I thought you’d be bigger.”
“Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”
“I can’t find my vibrator.”
“Just set your phone on vibrate!”
“I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”
“That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”
“You can watch… but you can’t touch.”
“Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”
“And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”
“I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”
“I want to be on top.”
“That is one fine ass.”
“You look like a screamer.”
“Let me tie you up.”
“What’ll our safeword be?”
“I love making you squirm.”
“Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - NSFW EDITION
[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.
[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?
[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.
[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?
[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.
[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?
[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.
[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
mason , aged 17 , casually during a conversation : have u ever watched faces of death

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⇢ mason was that Weird Kid that watches really fucked up horror movies that were banned in certain countries n just laughs at peoples disgust when watching them w him ! ⇢ his vhs collection is honestly impressive n he cherishes it . ⇢ openly talks about Death because thats what he grew up around n it makes most others visibly uncomfortable . ⇢ he will 100% correct people when they get their serial killer / death / etc. facts Wrong . ⇢ most people will hang out with him but then book it tf outta there when he brings em to the funeral home ! ⇢ a really Strange sense of humor , plays jokes on people that arent even fucking funny :// ⇢ dumb puns he never grows out of . ⇢ he’s very intelligent , though ! especially in the science field . ⇢ he was never the kid in the corner that was picked on or anything , he was liked enough . ⇢ a sweet kid that could make friends easily if he wanted to . most people just sorta ehhhh steered away from him once finding out his father embalmed people for a living , & he lived above a dead body cooler !
“ i swear to god i’m going to scream at the top of my lungs. “
❝ WAIT , WAIT , WAIT ! ❞ mask was quickly ripped from his face , leaving dark hair in a matted mess stuck to his forehead . an old halloween disguise that had been stuffed away in the attic , it showed its age with dust & cracks —– but perhaps it seemed more frightening in the dark from afar . ALWAYS A JOKESTER — NEVER KNOWING THE RIGHT PLACE OR TIME . the rubber face was placed on the cold metal table of the morgue , along with a shiny silver scalpel that left a clanking sound . ❝ god —- it was just a joke ! ❞
・ ╰ FOOLSTWICE ⇢ ACC.
HANDLING MORT IS HARDER THAN IT LOOKS . she doesn’t want to poke him by accident , especially with the new manicure . wishes are granted when she spots mason’s back in the morgue . perhaps he’s busy with someone’s body , but mort was wiggling too much for her to keep up . “ mason —– ! ” she drapes him over the back of his shoulders like a scarf , a sigh of relief when her hands are free again , even if she perhaps caught him off guard . “ sorry honey . ‘was cleanin’ his cage ‘nd he wanted t’run some kind’a marathon on me . ” / @deathbusiness luv 4 u
NAME CALLED WAS QUICKLY PAIRED WITH A FURRY FRIEND ON HIS SHOULDERS . it had in fact caught him off guard ---- but this wasn’t the first time she had practically thrown the animal to him in a worried rush . latex gloves were quickly tugged off , tossed carelessly over to a counter before catching THE SQUIRMING FERRET in his now bare hands before he could travel any further . ❝ jesus christ ames ----- ❞ mort was in a mood ---- got that way when attention was wanted . like any other pet , or child for that matter . mason had gotten him under control after a moment , using both hands to carefully hold him . ❝ he just wants t’ play . thinks we’ve been ignorin’ him all day . ❞ which wasn’t all a lie ! the ice cold body in the next room had kept mason preoccupied for the past two hours . ❝ c’mon , let’s take ‘im back upstairs . ❞
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original character by mel — blog est. august 2016 ( art )
i’ve said it before & i’ll say it again ---- if mason ever gives ur muse flowers , they were definitely swiped after a service

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( * &. – THE KISSING BOOTH SENTENCE STARTERS.
‘ don’t invite any jackasses. ’ ‘ ninth grade skirt in an eleventh grade body… perfect. ’ ‘ my pants ripped. this is literally all i had. ’ ‘ these are my back-up back-ups! ’ ‘ seriously though, cover up. like, i’m trying to drive here. ’ ‘ how about i relax your face? ’ ‘ i did not think that through. ’ ‘ any excuse for a fight, right? ’ ‘ i don’t start fights, okay? i only finish them. ’ ‘ no one should treat a girl like that, especially if that girl is you. ’ ‘ never great to hear your childhood crush say it’s super gross in your pants. ’ ‘ seriously?! you wanna go down that road?! ’ ‘ i just played out the whole sexist conversation in my head and it always ended with me sounding like a dick. ’ ‘ that skirt is ridiculous. ’ ‘ i am upset. dude touched my lady-bump. ’ ‘ did she say anything about me? ’ ‘ did you tell her about my cute dimples? ’ ‘ i can’t believe you actually gave him your number. ’ ‘ i think i’m gonna go out with him… unless you think i shouldn’t. ’ ‘ my heart is beating so fast. ’ ‘ you can be so sweet when you want to be. ’ ‘ is my butt too big? ’ ‘ you’re way too good for him. ’ ‘ i heard he’s got three nipples. ’ ‘ are you kidding me? i live for this shit. ’ ‘ i’m sorry i stood you up. i really did want to go out with you. ’ ‘ he told me that it wouldn’t be smart if i showed up for our date tonight. ’ ‘ he’s been going around asking all of the guys not to ask you out for awhile now. ’ ‘ no boobs are worth a broken nose. ’ ‘ my boobs are fantastic. some would say breath-taking! ’ ‘ you still got a lot to learn, kiddo. ’ ‘ if you were here, i’d beat you with my shoe. ’ ‘ it is not your job to monitor my dating life, do you understand me? ’ ‘ your days of controlling my life are over! ’ ‘ i’m not gonna get on that thing like one of your make-out girls! ’ ‘ okay, so like 95% of them make out with me, but that is clearly not what’s happening here. ’ ‘ no, you won’t see me there because i told you not to come to the party! ’ ‘ better get used to disappointment! ’ ‘ sorry i ruined your make-out sesh. ’ ‘ she kind of tasted like cheetos anyway. ’ ‘ oh my god, that was savage! ’ ‘ you’ll love this! it tastes like pink! ’ ‘ between us, he basically does whatever i tell him. ’ ‘ are you– are you a girl princess or a boy princess? ’ ‘ you were about to strip on the pool table in front of a bunch of guys and then go skinny dipping. ’ ‘ i carried you out before too much of your clothes came off. ’ ‘ oh, and you threw up on your dress. ’ ‘ i’m assuming this means you saw me in my underwear. ’ ‘ i said stop wiggling! ’ ‘ aren’t you forgetting something? ’ ‘ just get out, dork. ’ ‘ never let me drink again. ’ ‘ put your shirt on and get out. ’ ‘ i told you to stop telling me what to do. ’ ‘ i know we don’t really see eye-to-eye on things, but i’m desperate. ’ ‘ wow, the independent (name here) who doesn’t want to be told what to do by anyone is begging somebody else for help? ’ ‘ it is what it is. ’ ‘ i just thought that it’d be nice for you to do something for people who care about you. ’ ‘ everyone just saw that, didn’t they? ’ ‘ oh my god, kill em now. ’ ‘ oh, come on. relax. it was just a kiss. ’ ‘ was it? was it just a kiss? ’ ‘ if you can’t tell your best friend about something you’re doing, you probably shouldn’t be doing it. ’ ‘ i cannot just be another one of your conquests. ’ ‘ is that what you think of me? ’ ‘ you are the only girl who doesn’t fall at me feet and it’s driving me crazy. ’ ‘ it’s one of the things that i like about you… you’re sweet, but you’re not afraid to call me out on things. ’ ‘ i don’t know what any of this means. ’ ‘ did that clear anything up? ’ ‘ i’m still mad at you, but i am cold as shit! ’ ‘ and you are taking me home. now! ’ ‘ you know, i meant what i said. ’ ‘ i’m crazy about you. ’ ‘ you’re cute when you’re bossy. you’re really, really cute. ’ ‘ you’re cute when you’re bossy. ’ ‘ you’re really, really cute. ’ ‘ it’s not like anyone’s going to think i have a girlfriend or anything. ’ ‘ oh yeah, god forbid anyone actually thinks you’re in a relationship. ’ ‘ i was watching porn. ’ ‘ we’re all fucked up in one way or another. ’ ‘ you think i can change? ’ ‘ i don’t think there’s much you can’t do. ’ ‘ is there something going on between you two? ’ ‘ you were never meant to find out this way. ’ ‘ you’re trying to tell me that you two have not slept together? ’ ‘ so you really have just been fucking my brother and lying to me. ’ ‘ this is bullshit. ’ ‘ you’re acting like a hurt, little bitch. ’ ‘ please don’t leave like this. ’ ‘ the only thing i had that he didn’t was you… and now he has that too. ’ ‘ you cannot pin this all on me. ’ ‘ just leave me alone. ’ ‘ no matter how mad you are at your best friend, you have to forgive them if you give them ice cream. ’ ‘ i wanted to apologize. about everything. i shouldn’t have let it happen. it was all my fault. ’ ‘ i’m not sorry that it did happen or the way i feel about you. ’ ‘ because i love you. ’ ‘ i can’t keep hurting people that i care about because of you. ’ ‘ nobody wants us to be together. ’ ‘ what do you want? ’ ‘ i love you and i always, always want to be close to you. ’ ‘ being my best friend doesn’t give you the right to tell me who i can love. ’ ‘ i’m saying that i love you and i want you. ’ ‘ i’m sorry if that hurts you and i’m so sorry that i lied to you before. ’ ‘ i’d be lying to you again if i didn’t tell you that i love him with every bit of my heart. ’ ‘ if you just can’t accept that then maybe you can’t be a part of my life. ’ ‘ i was going to leave, but i decided i had to see you one last time before i went. ’ ‘ thanks for staying a little longer. ’ ‘ i want to know what it was that you had to tell me. ’ ‘ i’m saying i love you. ’ ‘ that is way too cheesy and romantic. even for me. ’ ‘ you wear superman boxers? ’ ‘ look! you’re blushing. how cute! ’ ‘ i save you and now you’re trying to blackmail me? ’ ‘ sounds so tawdry when you put it that way, but yes. ’ ‘ i think she might even let me play with her boobies later. ’ ‘ you’re picking boobies over my awesomeness? ’ ‘ boobies. my answer is always gonna be boobies. ’

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