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I love how these billionaires aren't even trying to make it appear that they're smarter or more hard working than the rest of us, and so deserve their blood money. They just make stupid decision after stupid decision, proving that their wealth built on blood and lies.

Can't wait for the revolution and madame guillotine to wake from her slumber.

lizluvscupcakes

come on, now, this is America— if we execute any billionaires, we do it by firing squad, the way god intended.

dearsamvimes

FUCK OFF "this is America" not even a fucking country!!! Maybe open your eyes and peel the lid off your vanilla yogurt - you live in the world and the internet isn't your backyard

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The husband of one of my patients asked me if this was the hospital uniform...

stringrobbery

I love how these billionaires aren't even trying to make it appear that they're smarter or more hard working than the rest of us, and so deserve their blood money. They just make stupid decision after stupid decision, proving that their wealth built on blood and lies.

Can't wait for the revolution and madame guillotine to wake from her slumber.

Just me over here getting emotional about Anghammarad

Almost 19 thousand years old

Existing just to be a messenger

An angel, if you will

Waiting for the universe to reset so he could deliver his message to the people he failed

Only to be killed by the dropkick of a man who wanted to make a quick buck

And all he wanted after death

Was respite

#going postal #gnu terry pratchett #discworld #terry pratchett #pterry #sam vimes

bnq

dog goes gorp

dearsamvimes

He sure does

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note2futureme

I love the fact that both my fiance and I (in our early 30s) are old fashioned but not in the sense that we're racist or homophobic, but that we like to say "films" rather than "movies."

It's so quaint.

dearsamvimes

This is so cute

#glorious 25th may #discworld #gnu terry pratchett #terry pratchett #pterry #sam vimes #night watch #pratchett

stringrobbery

Here's my best life hack: of you want to piss people off you should suggest a game of hang-man and make the word "rhythms" because it has no vowels.

My second best life hack is that if that fails just eat a hard boiled egg and fart hugely.

dearsamvimes

#moist von lipwig energy

Me, reading a kids book about trains to my 3yo niece while my sister feeds two of her triplet babies nearby: "And a clever young man named Ned Simnel made a locomotive engine called Iron Girder. This was what we call a prototype, which was intended to be a proof of concept to convince the entrepreneur Harry King to invest in the permanent way, or railway..."

My sister, confused: I've read that book a dozen times, where does it say that?!

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #terry pratchett #pterry #raising steam #iron girder #moist von lipwig

stringrobbery

THIS is how I understood that The Amazing Maurice was made with respect for the vision of Sir Terry. The post-credits scene that only the fans would understand made it for me (and also made me cry).

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Everyone look at this Draco Malfoy duck my partner painted for his colleague

#draco #draco malfoy #harry potter #hogwarts

femcassidy

white people please just purchase native artwork and jewelry from native people i keep seeing idiot white people be like “waaah i wish i could support native creators but its cultural appropriation” girl why would beaders sell you their earrings then. just dont get a medicine wheel or a thunderbird then like damn it is that easy

idkinsertfanreferencehere

http://www.beyondbuckskin.com/p/buy-native.html?m=1

anexperimentallife

If Native folks are making it to sell to white people with the approval of their tribe, it’s not “appropriation”–its support and appreciation! So yes, buy that native-made dream catcher, but not the mass produced fakes made by white people. Like, you can go to a pow wow and buy native crafts there, too.

sch-uwu-lchen

here are some places to get native/indigenous goods and merch online if you can’t find something local or if physical access is an obstacle:

https://sweetgrasstradingco.com/ https://nativeharvest.com/ https://byellowtail.com/ https://www.salishstyle.com/ https://trickstercompany.com/ https://hutxh.com/ https://www.thentvs.com/ https://urbannativeera.com/ https://www.oxdxclothing.com/ https://kotahbear.com/ https://www.totemdesignhouse.com/ https://ginewusa.com/ https://eighthgeneration.com/

and the only native-owned comic shop in the world: https://redplanetbooksncomics.com/

dearsamvimes

If any Australian Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander People know of equivalents I'd love to support your art and culture if appropriate!

If i could draw I'd animate the scene of Mr Fusspot being propelled backwards behind Vetinari's great chair by a giant vibrating dildo while an entire courtroom looks on in horrified fascination.

#mr fusspot #gnu terry pratchett #discworld #terry pratchett #pterry #making money #moist von lipwig

I love the way Terry Pratchett values people with all kinds of body shapes and of all ages, and even of all levels of intellect.

Sam Vimes (my beloved) is often acknowledged as "not the sharpest tool in the shed" but BY GODS does he get shit done and is the RIGHT shit.

Juliet Stollop is dumb as a box of rocks but it's her straightforward mind that says to (smart and clever) Trev Likely and Glenda Sugarbean "are you stupid? You're talking about Mr Nutt! Of course he isn't evil!"

Sybil Vimes is radically kind BECAUSE OF and NOT inspite of her size.

Junior Postman Groat is old and creaky and INVALUABLE to the post office!

Stanley Howler is young and a bit crazy but ALSO has his value recognised by Moist and given an important job, and he does it really well!

Sergeant Jackrum is massively fat and appears stupid but is so sharp that he saves the day and (redacted because I'd hate to spoil, even if the book isn't at all new).

I don't know it just makes me happy and wish more people read Discworld

PS I'd love it if others added their thoughts

#gnu terry pratchett #discworld #terry pratchett #pterry #sam vimes #night watch #pratchett #granny weatherwax #the amazing maurice

Ohhh this made me Feel Things

#gnu terry pratchett #discworld #terry pratchett #pterry #the amazing maurice

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WHY

have I only just heard about the animated Amazing Maurice (and His Educated Rodents) animated movie being released this year?!

I’m scared (*flashbacks to The Watch*) but hopeful!

#pterry #gnu terry pratchett #Terry Pratchett #Discworld #amazing maurice #the amazing maurice and his educated rodents #the amazing maurice

How do they rise up, rise up, rise up?

#gnu terry pratchett #discworld #terry pratchett #sam vimes #pratchett #pterry #granny weatherwax #night watch

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