Dear Man Child.

Alien: Hey humans, you sound nice.

NASA: Haha thanks. You should come over :)

Alien: Uhhh, what? Our technology isn't advanced enough yet. But we can just talk for a while.

NASA: Aww damn. SO what are you doing?

ALien: Ummm, just like... operating our technology to contact you I guess? Translating your language?

This is a new level we have hit....

Me: Man Child you forgot to put the toilet seat down!

Man Child: But I DID flush this time!

You are at your 5th graders graduation.... Parents other than yourself have come to seen their kids.... They came early to get seats..... You do not stand in front of those parents to see your child.

If you wanted a good spot, you should have come earlier.

On top of that, you don’t give people attitude when they ask you to move to the side. You are not better than anyone else in the room. You are not entitled to stand where you please. Here you are making other people mad on a day that is suppose to be focused on the children. People don’t want to focus on your immature ass rudely placed in front of them. It’s common courtesy which you obviously haven’t been taught.