Dean's Dirty Duchess

I wanted to give the Bad Night series its own name, since I think it’s going to be going for a while. This will be the masterpost, check here for updates if you aren’t on the tag list. 

@4401Inc

(Mostly) Smutless One-Shots/SFW

The Little Things Dean x Reader.  All the little things that Dean loves about Reader.  The fluffiest of all the fluff.

I Love… Part 2 of The Little Things. Dean x Reader finally get their shit together and make things happen!  No smut, just more fluff. 

Perfect Sam x Reader.  Just a little fluff that deals with depression and Sam being there when everything sucks.

My Hero Dean x Reader, NO SMUT. Just a rewrite of episode 12.22, Dean with his beloved grenade launcher. 

Nail Polish A little Dean x Reader piece.  SFW.

No Dogs in the Car! Dean x Reader fluff. Dean hits a dog with his car, but Cas will make everything okay.

The One For Me Dean x Reader. This one is kind of from Dean’s POV. It’s the five times Dean realized that Reader is the right girl for him and the one time he finally does something about it. It’s a teensy bit smutty and has some language, but it’s not bad (compared to what I usually write). 

Challenges I’ve Hosted! 

Please check out all these fantastic fics and give all the writers feedback! There are some absolutely fantastic authors on Tumblr, y’all!

Melissa’ Birthday/1000 Followers Celebration

Smutty Dean One-Shots and Two-Parters/NSFW

Naughty Nurse Dean x Reader smut. For Smutty Sunday. 

Laundry Day Dean x Reader BJ porn. For Smutty Sunday, of course.

You Hungry? A Smutty Sunday Dean x Reader one-shot. Some oral sex. Enjoy.

Orgasm Dean x Reader.  My first challenge! Reader is a little frustrated, so Dean helps. NSFW.

Too Hot Dean x Reader ice play! Part of the Birthday/1K Followers celebration. NSFW!

Against the Wall My Dean x Reader submission for three different challenges…voyeurism, semi-public sex, and a bit of a Daddy!Dean kink. Be warned!

Afternoon Delight Dean x Reader. Again, all porn. For Smutty Sunday, of course!

The Tease A little 2-part Dean x Reader smut.  I think the title pretty much says it all.

The Reward A short little Dean x Reader one-shot (or is it a drabble? I still haven’t mastered all the Tumblr lingo yet) where Dean lets her have a go at Baby and she finds a creative way to reward him.

Upside Down Dean x Younger Reader (22-years-old, so nothing underage). Just a little PWP. NSFW.

Full of Surprises Dean x Reader. Reader seems all shy and innocent until Dean gets her in the sack. NSFW.

Cheater Cheater A submission for the “Do It Like Team Free Will” Challenge. Dean x Reader. Smutty goodness after Reader’s asshole boyfriend cheats. Dean’s gone take care of business, y’all.

Soaking Wet Dean x BMOL Reader in a tub… NSFW.

The Virus Dean x Reader.  Reader gets a strange demon/vamp blood disease and turns into a freak.  Dean and Sam try to save her and Dean realizes that he really loves her.  A little smut, a little angst.  NSFW.

Double the Pleasure, Double the Fun Dean and Sam and hot twins. Sooooo smutty. 

Smutty Sam One-Shots/NSFW

Out For a Drive Sam x Reader smut in Baby.

Just For Tonight Sam x Reader one-night stand (for my Birthday/1000 Followers Challenge)

Bad Little Demon Girl Sam x Ruby. Dirty, rough sex. NSFW.

The Room Next Door Sam x Reader in the room next to Dean while Dean’s getting it on with some loud bar chick. 

Stress Relief Sam x Amanda (a character I named after some of my favorite tumblr besties). It’s ALL the smut. Secretary smut because that’s one of my kinks. Sue me. No don’t, because I’m poor. Just read. :) 

First Time Sam’s never had a blow job! Dear Reader will help him out with that!

Front Seat Sam and Reader have a little fun in the Impala while drunk!Dean’s passed out in the backseat. 

Confession Time Sam x Reader Priest!Sam! I wrote this for my 1000 Followers/Birthday challenge. I can’t resist a naughty kink. NSFW—heed the warnings!

Morning Sex Sam x Reader. The title pretty much says it all. No plot, just porn.

The Hunting High I don’t know how to describe this one.  It’s really short, but was fun to write.  A little smutty.  NSFW.

The Deputy Sam x a boss bitch lady cop.  Handcuff kink, unprotected sex, smutty goodness.  Smutty smut.  NSFW.

Jensen/Jared One-Shots/NSFW

Let Me Show You Jensen x Reader (me).  Warning: this one has to do with cheating…reader on her husband and Jensen on Danneel.  So don’t read it if you’re not into that.  It’s smangst…NSFW.

About Time Jared x Reader smuttiness. Language warning too. 

The Real Train Story A tiny little smut fantasy I’ve had about Jared, Gen, Jensen, and Danneel. 

Bad Teacher Jensen x Reader. Jensen’s girlfriend is a teacher and he surprises her at work one Friday when e v e r y b o d y else is gone…NSFW.

The Elevator Jensen x Reader smut…in an elevator. What else can I say? Just read it!

Co-Stars Jared x Reader smut.

Paris Jared x Faith (a reader request). SFW—no smut, just fluff!

The Shorter Series (stories with less than 10 chapters)

The ALL Series (a three-parter) very very NSFW. COMPLETE!

We Can’t… You’re Danneel Ackles’s best friend. But you work on Supernatural and you have a crush on Jensen (who wouldn’t??). So what will happen when the tension becomes unbearable and things happen? COMPLETE! Warnings: smut, threesome, cheating, angst, language. 18+ only please!

You Are My Home Dean x Reader. A teensy bit of smut and language, but mostly fluff and angst. Reader’s husband gets killed, Sam and Dean take her and her daughter in. They fall in love. Just read it. :) COMPLETE!

Not For Me My first ABO attempt! It’s be smutty and angsty. IN PROGRESS!

Changes Dean x Reader.  Smangst…smut and angst. This one used to be called “Let’s NOT Talk About Kevin” but I felt a title change was necessary based on where the story went after the first chapter.  NSFW. COMPLETE!

Together Alone Sam x Reader.  Reader is in a relationship with Dean, but cheats with Sam.  Seriously smutty.  And angsty too in some parts.  COMPLETE!

The Longer Series (stories with more than 10 chapters)

Every Night (With You)  Reader is a hunter living with the boys who has a tendency to go for selfish assholes. Dean will fix that. Won’t he? IN PROGRESS!

Austin Jared x Reader. Reader is a teacher who’s moved to Austin to teach. She makes friends with Jared’s mom and the story goes from there. :) COMPLETE!

The Huntress  Mary Winchester has a new hunting partner, thanks to the BMoL. What kind of hijinks will she get into when she meets Sam and Dean? Smut, language, some weirdo storyline with a sex goddess…check it out. And no, it’s not reader x Dean, but I needed to get more descriptive with my female character, so I gave her a name and physical features. Don’t dismiss it just because of that fact! I think it’ll be worth the read! :) COMPLETE!

Young Love Sam and his childhood best friend (reader), first love, etc.  A teensy bit of smut in four or five parts.  Some serious angst, especially at the end.  And some language too because it’s me and I’m a potty mouth.  COMPLETE!

 I’ve updated my masterlist tonight, so take a look if you haven’t already. And as always, I’m an attention whore, so please say all the nice things! =D

I’m going to start gathering all the stories for my Birthday/1000 Followers Challenge here on this masterpost. If there are any prompts that haven’t been taken yet (headlined so you can see them easier), they’re yours! Just let me know you want to write for that particular one and I’ll make sure it gets posted here! Thank you so much to everyone who participated!

WARNING: MOST OF THESE CONTAIN LANGUAGE AND/OR SMUT! Each of them should have warnings!

1. Unusual weapon or toy Darth Vader Kid by @deanwinchester-smut

2. “Well I saved your ass! A thank you might be nice!”@deanfuckingwinchesterrr

3. Sex toy @sammy-moo

4. Body swap Freaky Friday and Freaky Friday Part 2 by @hannahindie

5. Meeting the parents @bradygabrielle-blog

6. “For a supervillain, I gotta say I expected you to be a little more…evil.” @jezzula

7. High after getting wisdom teeth removed @sassy-losechester

8. Reader/OFC/OMC is a police officer @rizlow1

9. “What are you going to do to me?” @flufy07

10. Reader is a badass superhero (or hunter) @one-shots-supernatural

11. “Well, it’s my first time…” @bringmesomepie56

12. Fun with text messaging and/or snapchat @wayward-oneshots

13. At a party/drunk @wideawakeandwriting

14. Monster cock @notnaturalanahi

15. “It’s just that I didn’t expect to ever hear from you again.” @jayankles

16. Strip poker @deansdirtylittlesecretsblog

17. Reader/OFC/OMC is a teacher @amanda-teaches

18. Costume play (in the bedroom) / lingerie Naughty Nurse @jenkarev

19. Webcam/video @purplejellybean

20. Wedding night @spn-twd-smut

21. “Don’t try to use that wink on me. I’m immune.” @waywardmoeyy

22. Break up or make up sex Just to Make Up by @deanjensengirlmaggie 

23. Angry/hate sex, enemies, Under Your Skin by  @wonderange

24. “Sugar, don’t start something if you don’t intend to finish it.” Winner Take All by @rowdyhooliganism 

25. Camping @luci-in-trenchcoats

26. At a concert @deansgirl215

27. Public or semi-public sex Location is Key by @leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid

28. Getting a piercing or a tattoo @impalaimagining

29. “And you’ll do everything I say? Everything?” @all-of-the-little-infinites

30. Ice play Too Hot by @melissaj616

31. Wax play @mandilion76

32. Strangers/one-night-stand Just For Tonight by @melissaj616

33. Spanking @klaineaholic

34. Reader/OFC/OMC is a doctor or nurse @coopeli831

35. “Maybe I have a few secrets you haven’t discovered yet.” Your Love Bizarre by @atc74

36. A/B/O @kittenofdoomage

37. Someone’s been kidnapped @littlegreenplasticsoldier

38. Reader is shy (but secretly kinky) @docharleythegeekqueen

39. Food play @badsongwinchester

40. Going for a swim @mrsbatesmotel53

41. Priest kink! Confession Time by @melissaj616

42. “Hey, I’m not judging!” Don’t Judge Me, It’s Laundry Day by @abbessolute and 

43. Catching someone watching porn @yellowtheremarvelfan

44. Phone sex @thedevilinthedetails

45. “My eyes are up here.” My Eyes Are Up Here by @abbessolute

46. Voyeurism (someone watching) @katymacsupernatural

47. Reader/OFC/OMC is possessed @seenashwrite

48. You have a case that involves a sex club @kayteonline

49. Teasing/Edging/Orgasm denial @abbirae99

Okay, I’ve decided! I’m going to start my first challenge! I’m super excited that I’m almost to 1000 followers! And so close to my birthday too! So I’m gifting myself with the best present of all—reading fucking amazing stories from some of my favorite people: y’all! 

So here are the rules:

1. Send me an ASK with your top three choices of prompts and tell me which character(s) you will be writing. One writer per prompt.

2. I love most SPN characters, but I enjoy reading Dean and Sam the most, so please make your story with one (or both) of them OR Jared or Jensen. It can be Wincest, reader insert, OFC, or OMC. Or threesomes or orgies, whatever, go nuts! I just love reading anything with those two sexiest of all sexy dudes.

3. Smut or fluff is preferred (and obviously some of the prompts can’t really be written without smut, so don’t attempt them if you aren’t 18+…matter of fact, you really shouldn’t be following me if you aren’t over 18!), but do angst if that’s what you’re best at. I’m also not opposed to AU.

4. Tag me and include “Melissa Celebrates!” in the first 5 tags.

5. We’ll make these due August 12th (so I can get the masterlist compiled before I have to start back to work).

I made the prompts purposefully very vague because I want to see what your imaginations spit out! I’m so excited to see what you come up with! 

The prompts that are left are in bold below the cut…

(Mostly) Smutless One-Shots/SFW

The Little Things Dean x Reader.  All the little things that Dean loves about Reader.  The fluffiest of all the fluff.

I Love… Part 2 of The Little Things. Dean x Reader finally get their shit together and make things happen!  No smut, just more fluff. 

Perfect Sam x Reader.  Just a little fluff that deals with depression and Sam being there when everything sucks.

My Hero Dean x Reader, NO SMUT. Just a rewrite of episode 12.22, Dean with his beloved grenade launcher. 

Nail Polish A little Dean x Reader piece.  SFW.

The One For Me Dean x Reader. This one is kind of from Dean’s POV. It’s the five times Dean realized that Reader is the right girl for him and the one time he finally does something about it. It’s a teensy bit smutty and has some language, but it’s not bad (compared to what I usually write). 

Smutty Dean One-Shots and Two-Parters/NSFW

Naughty Nurse Dean x Reader smut. For Smutty Sunday. 

You Hungry? A Smutty Sunday Dean x Reader one-shot. Some oral sex. Enjoy.

Orgasm Dean x Reader.  My first challenge! Reader is a little frustrated, so Dean helps. NSFW.

Afternoon Delight Dean x Reader. Again, all porn. For Smutty Sunday, of course!

The Tease A little 2-part Dean x Reader smut.  I think the title pretty much says it all.

The Reward A short little Dean x Reader one-shot (or is it a drabble? I still haven’t mastered all the Tumblr lingo yet) where Dean lets her have a go at Baby and she finds a creative way to reward him.

Full of Surprises Dean x Reader. Reader seems all shy and innocent until Dean gets her in the sack. NSFW.

Cheater Cheater A submission for the “Do It Like Team Free Will” Challenge. Dean x Reader. Smutty goodness after Reader’s asshole boyfriend cheats. Dean’s gone take care of business, y’all.

Soaking Wet Dean x BMOL Reader in a tub… NSFW.

The Virus Dean x Reader.  Reader gets a strange demon/vamp blood disease and turns into a freak.  Dean and Sam try to save her and Dean realizes that he really loves her.  A little smut, a little angst.  NSFW.

Double the Pleasure, Double the Fun Dean and Sam and hot twins. Sooooo smutty. 

Smutty Sam One-Shots/NSFW

Out For a Drive Sam x Reader smut in Baby.

Bad Little Demon Girl Sam x Ruby. Dirty, rough sex. NSFW.

The Room Next Door Sam x Reader in the room next to Dean while Dean’s getting it on with some loud bar chick. 

Stress Relief Sam x Amanda (a character I named after some of my favorite tumblr besties). It’s ALL the smut. Secretary smut because that’s one of my kinks. Sue me. No don’t, because I’m poor. Just read. :) 

First Time Sam’s never had a blow job! Dear Reader will help him out with that!

Front Seat Sam and Reader have a little fun in the Impala while drunk!Dean’s passed out in the backseat. 

Morning Sex Sam x Reader. The title pretty much says it all. No plot, just porn.

The Hunting High I don’t know how to describe this one.  It’s really short, but was fun to write.  A little smutty.  NSFW.

The Deputy Sam x a boss bitch lady cop.  Handcuff kink, unprotected sex, smutty goodness.  Smutty smut.  NSFW.

Jensen/Jared One-Shots/NSFW

Let Me Show You Jensen x Reader (me).  Warning: this one has to do with cheating…reader on her husband and Jensen on Danneel.  So don’t read it if you’re not into that.  It’s smangst…NSFW.

About Time Jared x Reader smuttiness. Language warning too. 

The Real Train Story A tiny little smut fantasy I’ve had about Jared, Gen, Jensen, and Danneel. 

Bad Teacher Jensen x Reader. Jensen’s girlfriend is a teacher and he surprises her at work one Friday when e v e r y b o d y else is gone…NSFW.

The Elevator Jensen x Reader smut…in an elevator. What else can I say? Just read it!

Co-Stars Jared x Reader smut.

The Shorter Series (stories with less than 10 chapters)

The ALL Series (a three-parter) very very NSFW. COMPLETE!

We Can’t… You’re Danneel Ackles’s best friend. But you work on Supernatural and you have a crush on Jensen (who wouldn’t??). So what will happen when the tension becomes unbearable and things happen? COMPLETE! Warnings: smut, threesome, cheating, angst, language. 18+ only please!

You Are My Home Dean x Reader. A teensy bit of smut and language, but mostly fluff and angst. Reader’s husband gets killed, Sam and Dean take her and her daughter in. They fall in love. Just read it. :) COMPLETE!

Changes Dean x Reader.  Smangst…smut and angst. This one used to be called “Let’s NOT Talk About Kevin” but I felt a title change was necessary based on where the story went after the first chapter.  NSFW. COMPLETE!

Together Alone Sam x Reader.  Reader is in a relationship with Dean, but cheats with Sam.  Seriously smutty.  And angsty too in some parts.  

The Longer Series (stories with more than 10 chapters)

The Huntress  Mary Winchester has a new hunting partner, thanks to the BMoL. What kind of hijinks will she get into when she meets Sam and Dean? Smut, language, some weirdo storyline with a sex goddess…check it out. And no, it’s not reader x Dean, but I needed to get more descriptive with my female character, so I gave her a name and physical features. Don’t dismiss it just because of that fact! I think it’ll be worth the read! :) COMPLETE!

Young Love Sam and his childhood best friend (reader), first love, etc.  A teensy bit of smut in four or five parts.  Some serious angst, especially at the end.  And some language too because it’s me and I’m a potty mouth.  COMPLETE!

A/N: Smut. Jensen x Reader. For Smutty Sunday (a few hours early, but I couldn’t wait)! 

You’re not usually one for such a short dress, but it’s a special occasion. You’ve never been to a Supernatural convention. You know there’s next to no chance that you’ll catch the attention of your celeb crush, Jensen Ackles, but you dress your best anyway. Can’t hurt, right?

Standing in line for your photo op, you wish the fans weren’t blowing quite so forcefully. Your dress keeps threatening to fly up Marilyn Monroe-style, and even though you’re wearing your cutest satin panties, you certainly don’t intend to let everyone in the convention hall have a peek at them.

You tug at the dress and move forward at a glacial pace. When you’re about ten people out, you catch Jensen’s eyes on you. Surely you’re imagining things…but no. There they are again, all green and all focused on you. Your legs, more specifically.

One-shots

The Little Things Dean x Reader.  All the little things that Dean loves about Reader.  The fluffiest of all the fluff.

The One For Me Dean x Reader. This one is kind of from Dean’s POV. It’s the five times Dean realized that Reader is the right girl for him and the one time he finally does something about it. It’s a teensy bit smutty and has some language, but it’s not bad (compared to what I usually write). 

Double the Pleasure, Double the Fun Dean and Sam and hot twins. Sooooo smutty. 

You Hungry? A Smutty Sunday Dean x Reader one-shot. Some oral sex. Enjoy.

Stress Relief Sam x Amanda (a character I named after some of my favorite tumblr besties). It’s ALL the smut. Secretary smut because that’s one of my kinks. Sue me. No don’t, because I’m poor. Just read. :) 

First Time Sam’s never had a blow job! Dear Reader will help him out with that!

Orgasm Dean x Reader.  My first challenge! Reader is a little frustrated, so Dean helps. NSFW.

Morning Sex Sam x Reader. The title pretty much says it all. No plot, just porn.

Afternoon Delight Dean x Reader. Again, all porn. For Smutty Sunday, of course!

Let Me Show You Jensen x Reader (me).  Warning: this one has to do with cheating…reader on her husband and Jensen on Danneel.  So don’t read it if you’re not into that.  It’s smangst…NSFW.

We Can’t Another Jensen x Reader with cheating on Danneel. I’m going through some shit. 

About Time Jared x Reader smuttiness. Language warning too. 

The Tease A little 2-part Dean x Reader smut.  I think the title pretty much says it all.

The Reward A short little Dean x Reader one-shot (or is it a drabble? I still haven’t mastered all the Tumblr lingo yet) where Dean lets her have a go at Baby and she finds a creative way to reward him.

Cheater Cheater A submission for the “Do It Like Team Free Will” Challenge. Dean x Reader. Smutty goodness after Reader’s asshole boyfriend cheats. Dean’s gone take care of business, y’all. 

Perfect Sam x Reader.  Just a little fluff that deals with depression and Sam being there when everything sucks.

The Real Train Story A tiny little smut fantasy I’ve had about Jared, Gen, Jensen, and Danneel. 

Bad Teacher Jensen x Reader. Jensen’s girlfriend is a teacher and he surprises her at work one Friday when e v e r y b o d y else is gone…NSFW.

The Hunting High I don’t know how to describe this one.  It’s really short, but was fun to write.  A little smutty.  NSFW.

The Deputy Sam x a boss bitch lady cop.  Handcuff kink, unprotected sex, smutty goodness.  Smutty smut.  NSFW.

Soaking Wet Dean x BMOL Reader in a tub… NSFW.

The Virus Dean x Reader.  Reader gets a strange demon/vamp blood disease and turns into a freak.  Dean and Sam try to save her and Dean realizes that he really loves her.  A little smut, a little angst.  NSFW.

Nail Polish A little Dean x Reader piece.  SFW.

The Shorter Series (stories with less than 10 chapters)

The ALL Series (a three-parter) very very NSFW. COMPLETE!

You Are My Home Dean x Reader. A teensy bit of smut and language, but mostly fluff and angst. Reader’s husband gets killed, Sam and Dean take her and her daughter in. They fall in love. Just read it. :) COMPLETE!

Let’s NOT Talk About Kevin Dean x Reader.  Smangst…smut and angst.  NSFW. In Progress (because trying to stick to the Supernatural seasons 9 and 10 story lines is difficult and because I keep getting stuck on how to end it! But I’m working on it, I promise!)

Together Alone Sam x Reader.  Reader is in a relationship with Dean, but cheats with Sam.  Seriously smutty.  And angsty too in some parts.  

The Longer Series (stories with more than 10 chapters)

The Huntress  Mary Winchester has a new hunting partner, thanks to the BMoL. What kind of hijinks will she get into when she meets Sam and Dean? Smut, language, some weirdo storyline with a sex goddess…check it out. And no, it’s not reader x Dean, but I needed to get more descriptive with my female character, so I gave her a name and physical features. Don’t dismiss it just because of that fact! I think it’ll be worth the read! :) COMPLETE!

Young Love Sam and his childhood best friend (reader), first love, etc.  A teensy bit of smut in four or five parts.  Some serious angst, especially at the end.  And some language too because it’s me and I’m a potty mouth.  COMPLETE!