normal ab it

Supernatural is a tv show for peoples who are very sick,

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

castiel might’ve lowkey had florence nightingale syndrome with dean at first. he did bring the man back from the dead and put him back together again.

and also fell victim to the sunken cost fallacy. he literally just moments ago did all that to save dean, he can't let that man just kill himself again, he has to stay to make sure all that hard work doesnt go to waste.

#and keeping dean is alive is not exactly an easy task lol#<prev#lmaoo#dean pls b alive enough to b the righteous man who does the torture and IS a vessel#wait shit he's crying nm#I'll literally do anything to make sure That doesn't happen again phew#Cas's internal monologue is so funny if u think abt it (via: @jasmineintheforest)

i've read fics where dean finds out that bobby is gay and his mind is blown but it would be a million times funnier if sam found out bobby was gay (like in the later seasons after bobby was dead or something) and he's like WHAT. WHAT?!?? and dean's like yeah..... you didn't know ? 🙄 what did you think he and rufus were doing??

he re-reads John's journal and starts seeing that all the entries about Bobby and Rufus are clearly saying that they're more than friends. Sam is like "Cas, do you think I'm oblivious to things?" and Cas is like "Yes Sam, sometimes" and Sam is like "Why are you shirtless in Dean's room? Did you need to borrow a shirt?"

am i the best father in the world? well no. am i the best father in the hunting world? also no. this is why bill harvelle has to die

Idk I just think it's interesting that the second Sam isn't there to perform for, Dean doesn't even look twice at Emily (the pretty girl of the week) in 1x11 Scarecrow, which just serves to highlight the fact that half the reason Dean flirts with girls in the first place is because Sam has already made a comment about it and he's constantly performing a certain kind of masculinity for those closest to him, if there's no one there expecting Dean to be a womanizer he doesn't pretend that he is

i miss s5 cas he was so bitchy and intense and badass and autistic. he never blinked and he talked to dean from 3 inches away and he was rebelling against heaven and he branded enochian on his friends ribs and he found a liquor store and he drank it and he absolutely wrecked shop in knife fights and he carved banishing sigils into his own chest and he called raphael his bitch and he ate a million cheeseburgers and he never understood references and i love him so so so much <3