sometimes i do art

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

I am the harbinger of good vibes and nice times

not really!

I am the horseman of the chillpocalypse

did u know that sesame street did columbo parodies where he is a sheep and his name is colambo

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

stop putting raisins in things I would otherwise enjoy eating

You are being unraisinable.

how dare you make me read this with my own two eyes

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