Lumine, to Childe: You make a pinky promise, you keep it all your life. You break a pinky promise, I snap your neck.
Childe:
Lumine: I figured you wouldnāt care enough if I threw you on ice.
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Lumine, to Childe: You make a pinky promise, you keep it all your life. You break a pinky promise, I snap your neck.
Childe:
Lumine: I figured you wouldnāt care enough if I threw you on ice.

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Traveler: I am so tired of accidentally committing crimes. Itās time for a change! Next country, clear name, I wonāt do anything illegal!
Zhongli: Yes... about that...
Zhongli: youāre going to have to break into the country itself.
Traveler:
Zhongli:
Traveler:
Zhongli: And also, the archon is extremely paranoid.
Writing prompt
The appendix is the magical organ, itās what allows non human beings to general magical energy. Unfortunately you didnāt know this, so now your sister is screaming at you about ruining her life for getting her emergancy surgery while she was unconscious from a ruptured appendix.
Childe: Arenāt you just a little goody two shoes.
Lumine: Iāll slit your throat
Childe: You wouldnāt, youāre too good
Lumine: No Iām not.
Childe: Name one bad thing youāve ever done on purpose.
Lumine: I hunt timmieās pidgeons for sport.

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Travelers are space orcs, part 2
Electric boogaloo.
- Aether will sometimes turn into amber and use baron bunny as a pillow.
- Ability to clone small stuff, (aka the investagte option). Heāll just touch a cabbage or something, then discreetly put a second cabbage back into his pocket. Loves books, figures out everything by reading. Will clone any book he finds and keep it. Reads them all, no matter what.
- Each planet has its own language. Half the time he spent with Paimon before they went to Mondstat was just him learning the language, he picked it up quickly though. Struggles not to laugh every time the word āfatuiā comes up, (Fatui means stupid in his language) because he naturally translates the word in his head, all he can think of is āThe stupid are up to no goodā āThereās the stupid forcesā and āI am the eleventh stupid harbingerā. (Look it up, itās actually real but I forget for which language).
- The first time he met scaramouche, he died laughing as soon as the thought āScaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the fandangoā came to his head. Scaramouche immediately knew he was laughing at his name, and- pissed off, used his attack. Which made Aether laugh 100% harder because heās an ELECTRO ELEMENT.
- Can see item stats. A lot of people disregard the common trinkets found in chests because of how many there are, but Aether can see the attack, defense, energy, etc stats on each item and will keep all of them. Which is part of the reason heās such a good fighter. The stats apply to everyone, but nobody notices their magical effect because every single one found is level 0. He uses mora and other artifacts to make them stronger so the stats actually make a difference.
- Everyone writes the Traveler as Broke AF, but the reality is that they have stacks of mora, they just use it for upgrading stuff. Once they slow down on that, theyāre practically rich.
- Thereās probably a time when Amber asked for tips on fighting but Aether just came back and handed her a fancy flower and feather. While pretty, she didnāt see the attack merit in it... until she hit a hilichurl and it died INSTANTLY.
- Pocket space is infinite. Aether has no bag, but just pulls everything out of thin air. All the dishes he cooks stay fresh in the pocket space too, which is good because Paimon will eat anything but is somehow still picky.
- Sucrose has actually noticed whenever someone asked for something from the traveler, they usually have it on them. She asked Aether about this, and for a while Aether had to be careful with pulling stuff out of thin air.
- Canāt age. Aether was asleep, for at minimum, 500 years, probably through the entire archon war maybe. Everyone thinks heās around 15 to 16, but in reality itās more like 1500 tbh.
- Knowās information about all of his forms. The more he uses them, the more stuff he knows about them, which he knows would unnerve some people so he just sticks to somehow knowing everyoneās birthday while subtly trying to nudge peopleās emotional issues in the right direction. Is sure to compliment sucrose with her work, gave Bennett bandages to hold onto, and does his best to convince Barbara that her hard work is enough.
- Although, knowing peopleās birthdays does come in handy. Most of the time he just finds an anonymous gift or bakes something delicious and leaves it on their doorstep. But for Albedoās birthday he had an idea more... practical. Baby seelies will follow anyone around, and make for quite good pets since they donāt need to eat. So when Aether found a bunch of baby swarming seelies, he asked if any of them would like to come back to help his friend out with his research on dragonspire.
- They all agreed. This, lead Aether to have a birthday box full of baby seelies that crammed themselves in there and were vibrating from excitement. He only wanted one or two, but all eight wanted to come. And as it turned out, everyone forgot Albedoās birthday, including albedo himself because he preferred to be doing research or tests.
- This led to a hilarious situation of Aether, leaving a present that was rapidly vibrating, on Albedoās desk. Terrifying. They had to call in Jean, Kaeya, Lisa, AND KLEE to make sure theyād be able to defuse whatever was inside. Imagine the shock in the room when instead of a bomb or angry slime, there were a bunch of tiny seelies!
- Yes I have nothing better to do, why do you ask?
- Aether... is not a lightweight. Everyone imagines since the travler is new to alcohol, theyād be a lightweight, but venti was able to handle nearly 37 glasses of wine before getting drunk. Combined with how fast Aether can go from full to starving again, his system probably doesnāt even register the alcohol.
- Once, in an attempt to get him drunk, someone started buying him stuff they claimed wasnāt alcoholic. Nothing malicious, just some adventurers wanted to see him get tipsy. By the time Diluc noticed AETHER was the one getting the alcohol, they all were too fascinated to get him to stop. He out drank all of them without knowing and was still sober as a stone.
- Doesnāt die. Aether doesnāt actually feel pain until his hp is at 0. Once heās ādeadā his body will automatically withdraw from the fight, teleporting him somewhere. Although it looks really freaky to anyone else because it looks like he just collapsed and then dissapered. Dying is mildly painful, but Aether doesnāt really mind. Itās mostly a mild inconvenience to be honest.
Listen to his song
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Holy shit who taught this bird to sing opera
He sing.
Traveler is a space orc
Since in the voiceline conversations from the traveler talking to Paimon agknowlages the fact the travelerās sword can float behind them, I started getting creative with the game mechanics being part of their power. (Iām using Aether for these since I play him in game, but can also be applied to Lumine).
- Aether has the ability to gain other peopleās forms and thus their powers. He doesnāt use this ability in front of anyone besides Paimon or Hillichurls because heās keeping it as a secret ace card in case heās in a tight spot.
- He sometimes will go out in other peopleās forms just to be discreet, but that can cause even more confusion sometimes. Amber swears up and down she saw Klee gliding down into stormterrorās lair while Diluc will never let the fact go that he saw Kaeya messing with the frost slimes around dawn winery. Aether tries his best to sneak around, but at least ten people saw Diona climbing the windmill to get to a chest. Thank god nobody can link it back to him.
- He gains these forms by collecting primo gems, small but ultimately useless trinkets which people trade around for fun. People have started noticing heās seemingly hoarding them for some reason. Paimon figures out he can be bribed with large amounts of primogems and told Kaeya, who abused this information. What heās really doing is taking them up to star snatch cliff to wish for new forms and weapons.
- Speaking of weapons, every single one of his forms needs itās own weapon. Aether tries his best to get the materials himself, but Sucrose has been questioning weather or not heās planning on becoming a weaponsmith because he has so many powerful weapons yet only uses one. Thereās only so many time he can say he need stuff for weapon upgrades before it starts sounding suspicious.
- Has the ability to zone out, anywhere, for hours at a time. Heāll literally just stand in one place, blank stared, for hours upon hours, without response. He did this once in the middle of the knightās headquarters, and snapped back into place with 3 guards, Kaeya, Amber, and Barbara trying to get him into the medical bay. Considering he wasnāt moving- barely even blinking, they assumed nothing short of a stroke.
- Doesnāt eat or sleep for days on end. Everyone assumes he camps out in the woods but no, Aether doesnāt stop the grind. Heās always fighting bosses, chest hunting, or even just helping a girl successfully communicate with hillichurls. The only reason he stops is so Paimon can sleep, even then he mostly just sorts out which artifacts need to go to which form.
- Clothes that somehow always stay perfect? Nobodyās ever seen him in anything else, dispite him being in teyvat for over a month. Dispite the amount of fighting, thereās no holes, no burns- hell they donāt ever even get soggy.
- Always prefers climbing to stairs. It baffles everyone to no end to see Aether just climbing up the side of a perfectly useable set of stairs. After a few weeks of this, both Jean and Keaya tried to talk to him about it, nope. His response is always ābut climbing is fasterā and any other reasoning is obsolete. Everyoneās noticed Aether seems to be a bit of a wall crawler, he never goes anywhere without running and always climbs anything even remotely vertical.
- Stories are starting to go around about this golden haired traveler who sticks out in any crowd. Of course people are gonna talk about the guy who not only helped save both Liyue and Mondstat, but is also so nice theyāll help anyone out with anything. If Aether sees so much as a person tripped over a loose floorboard, heāll help them to the doctor and see to it the floor is fixed by the end of the day.
- Eats Mid-battle. To Aether, food doesnāt serve any other purpose than healing, which food he eats will also give him different statuses. Some make him more durable and harder to break skin, some make him stronger, others give him more stamina. During their fight in the golden house, Childe was so confused to see Aether shove 4 whole jade parcels in his mouth and then it was all over from there.
- Teleportation. Aether doesnāt know how nobodyās noticed the āfancy red statuesā turn blue whenever he gets there, but heās glad. He was a little nervous though, seeing Albedo examining them in an attempt to figure out why all the statues across teyvat were suddenly active, and what they even did. Nobody thinks he can teleport per say, but they do notice heās nearly everywhere at once. Some people have started joking that heās a second Noelle.
- Speaking of everywhere at once, (for multiplayer fun) Aether can split himself into 4 forms. And then those 4 forms can each have 3 separate other forms to switch between. It makes bosses very easy, sometimes heāll have one running errands while the otherās do stuff and help people. Some question how he gets so many rare materials in such short amounts of time, but all of it is chalked up to him being good at fighting. Heās really glad Liyue and Mondstat arenāt in close contact though, because if the people he knew crossrecorded the times they were with him, theyād began to realize heās sometimes in two places at once.
I see your āprotective big bro aetherā and raise you this
Feat Aether, but heās the number one chilumine shipper.
Feat Lumine, finding Aether and hoping heāll go all protective big bro to finally get her to snap out of her weird tsundere love face and kick Childeās ass properly only to find out he more than approves.
Aether: Heās rich, Heās hot, Heās thoughtful- what more could you want???
Lumine: HEāS PART OF THE FATUI
Aether: Tsk, minor detail
Lumine: HEāS (probably) COMMITED CRIMES
Aether: I mean, who doesnāt like crime?
Lumine: HE LITERALLY TRIES TO FIGHT ME EVERY WEEK
Aether: Is there anything more romantic than the heat of battle?
Lumine: YOUāRE SUPPOSED TO BEAT HIM UP FOR ME
Aether: Why? You can do that yourself.
Lumine:
Aether: lisTEN, EITHER YOU WOMAN UP AND ADMIT YOU LIKE HIM OR I MARRY HIM BECAUSE GOD DAMN-
The golden house fight, basically
Childe: You may have had the upper hand now, but I swear I will find out all your secrets. I look forward to defeating you, once and for all.
Traveler, internally: I was using like 4% of my full power and you still lost.

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None of my friends play Genshin impact so here I am putting this on tumblr like a grandma on Facebook who has nobody to tell to about her sonās divorce.
I logged on just to see if I could get the new character, was not expecting to get anything. Iām looking at my phone as I press the 10 wishes button expecting like maybe ten weapons and at most a three star character. I was already looking up how to pay for more wishes because no way I get any five star character.
I GOT JEAN AND XIAO. FIRST. TRY.
WHAT THE FUCK.
Oh god this is who I am now, Iām another au writing on tumblr god no. I meant for this to be an art blog but I never draw anytHING
I have a new fluffy dnf fic out now and think you guys would enjoy?: [Your the best thing I know]
Dream is new to Brighton and (literally) runs into a certain local British man. He offers to show Dream around the city and off they go.
I also created a Spotify playlist to go with it so check that out as well. Just some soft love songs good for any fluffy fic inspiration or read you come across.
Special thanks to @deafeningdreamerthing and @justalittlecorrupted for the song recommendations.
No problem bro,
Guard Dog Dream au
- Technically combined with the shapeshifter dream au but whatever
- Dream is a shapeshifter that got discovered and was hunted down as a cryptid for a long time. No matter what he turns into, the mask stays on his face.
- He managed to blend in with a pack of wolves to get far away enough to not be regonize, but got injured during all his adventures and eventually woke up in a rescue shelter.
- The shelter āRescuedā him because of the mask stuck of his face covering his eyes. They tried to get it off, but once they realized it was physically attached to his face they thought āoh you poor thingā and made him a permanent rescue. Great.
- Dream stayed long enough to get healed, but the first chance he got he knew he needed to escape. And the easiest way to do that was to get adopted so the shelter wouldnāt look for him. Enter George.
- George in the au is pretty clumsy. No matter where he is, trouble always finds him. Brush with lava while mining, encountering creepers outside his door, etc. His friends Sapnap and BBH have pretty much banned him from anything dangerous out of fear of him dying (permadeath au). So to make him feel better about being stuck at home whenever they do something dangerous, they got him a dog. A rescue so he could take care of something.
- and of course, Dream was there, dragging three attendants by his leash trying to get into the adoption area because like hell heās staying there for the rest of his life. He forcefully cuddles up to them, they end up adopting him and because of the stupid mask, the shelterās gonna be checking in for six months to make sure they take care of him.
- needless to say, Dream is pretty much done with this āAdoptionā business, but pretending to be a rescue dog while planning his run away is better than being hunted down as a human and constantly avoiding bear traps.
- Then he meets George, and my god is this human always in the wrong place at the wrong time. Pillager raid while everyoneās out mining? Yep. Out collecting flowers and fell into a ravine without blocks? Happened. Creeper outside the house in just the right spot that he wonāt see it till he opens the door? Every other Tuesday.
- It feels like every time Dream is close to escaping, George immediately gets into a situation with something hostile or dangerous. Which is frustrating because even though he wants to escape, he still has a heart and isnāt willing to let some innocent person lose a limb.
- Eventually, Dream has to face the fact heās gotten too emotionally attached to George to leave. He becomes his protector because at this point, the boyās gonna die without someone making sure he doesnāt fall into potholes.
While you were all crying over the idea of tubbo being put in prison, I was laughing my ass off at the mental image of Skeppy in a one block cage.

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what if the Egg Guardian doesn't actually die/get corrupted but ends up being our Companion character in the Sequel? like it's just there to setup for BotW 2 via vague hints & build up for new mysteries & like gets trapped under ground at the end of the game?
āsup anon just wanna let you know that Iām always right and am incapable of being wrong everĀ
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Revali headcanons I came up with
- Avid linguist, loves language
- have you heard him talk?? His voice is like silk and he knows it
- knows the basics of every language just so he can switch out of nowhere and watch everyone be surprised/amazed
- loves using long confusing words when talking to people he hates so he can be like āoh, sorry- you donāt understand? Iāll put it into dumber words next timeā
- give him a dictionary, heāll become insufferable for the next couple days (or weeks)
- hates adults, loves kids. Theyāre small and easily amazed and love him. He letās his guard down in favor of talking to them- which evolves into him mothering random kids, especially rito children. Tells them to keep their conversations a secret tho
- has to resist the urge to pick up and walk off with peopleās children (theyāre his now). He probably once accidentally abstemindedly braided a little girlās hair then had to bribe her not to tell her parents that THE great Revali braided her hair and told her a story
- doesnāt want anyone to see him holding one because he doesnāt want to seem somft. Will probably adopt a kid or two once he finds a mate
- king of trash talk
- heāll make surface insults, but heavens forbid you call him anything back. Heāll become the definition of verbal assault and wonāt let up even when you wave the white flag, if anything heāll just get worse
- Donāt get into a name calling contest with Revali. Heās a dictionary of mean words. Not even swear words either, he gets really creative with insults. Asinine is one of his favorites.
- Likes putting things around his neck, usually scarves but probably wears necklaces on his own time- maybe even under the scarf. Admires gerudo jewelry a lot, and if Urbosa maybe caught him once buying a gerudo choker to put under his scarf, she doesnāt say anything
- Gets along with Urbosa the best. Mipha and him just donāt talk much because she doesnāt like him being mean. Daruk, well he doesnāt like death mountain and Daruk kinda gets on his nerves. Zelda and him bond over being exasperated with Link, he has great sympathy for her because sheās worked herself to the bone yet has nothing to show for it. Urbosa can kind of understand his want to prove himself to the world, she doesnāt mind his insults- sheās thick skinned. They both bond over being protective of Zelda.
- Plus he likes gemstones, although heād never admit it if asked. Talus hunting is a favorite pastime of his because if he kills it then the gems are all his. Doesnāt even sell them, just takes them to jewelers to be made into pretty jewelry. Sapphire in particular. Has a lot of pretty stuff, but doesnāt wear it because heās still a warrior.
- Probably has a chest plate made specifically for heat control, Urbosa got it for him so he doesnāt have an excuse when she drags him to something out in the desert. (Heās good for molduga hunting). She trades him hydromelons for wildberries when they see each other.
- has a little war going on with Link.
- Tried everything he could think of to get Link to fight him- no use. The Hylian instead started acting nice to try and get Revali to stop harping on him. It pisses off and flusters Revali because he has no idea how to fight with nice.
- Extra Revalink Headcanons below
- One sided fight. Revali called Link a bitch, and in response Link gave him a Christmas present. Even worse Revali couldnāt reject it because it was a pearl necklace with a diamond in the middle- how on earth did Link figure out his shiny obsession??
- has no idea what to do about Link. Nothingās working
- Urbosa accidentally sees it one day and asks where he got it, and Revali has to do the whole āoh this Iāve had it for ages I honestly donāt rememberā thing, while Linkās in the background grinning because Revali actually liked it.