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“So Padawan Tano, what did you think about the Hero with No Fear’s plan to recapture the planet?”

“It was the dumbest thing I had heard in my li-” Anakin runs in screaming. Ahsoka can’t even keep a straight face for five seconds. “Screw it, it was actually the second dumbest thing I heard in the last hour. Just yesterday his plan involved nearly blowing up the planet and asking Jar-Jar Binks to flirt with someone.” 

Anakin’s robe is on fire. All the troops of the 501st are panicking.

“Anakin is just so reckless.”

Cue shot of Obi-Wan leaping out of a building, sassing Maul about his new legs, wearing no armor, literally being the most reckless motherfucker in the galaxy

“I just don’t understand where he gets it from.”

“That plan against the Separatist forces was so daring, Knight Skywalker. Would you say that’s the secret to your success?”

“Well yeah of course, but a lot of it’s subtlety too. Quietly reading your opponent. Masking your moves and motives to confuse-

Holo-phone (i don’t know what kind of phones they have, don’t judge me) rings. “Oh hi, Padme babe. Sorry, I’m being interviewed right now. Love you snookums, no love you more, no love you more, okay but seriously, I’ll talk to you later, angel.”

And I was thrilled because I had passed the “child pointing out your appearance means gender” test as well as being approachable enough that he could ask. So I sat down and told him I was neither and explained that growing up I was told I was a girl but that I’m not, but I’m not a boy either. And he just looked at me and said “so you’re just a person.” Swear to god I had the biggest smile on my face when I told him that’s exactly what I was.

For the rest of the day he just called me Izzy instead of Ms something or any gendered title and I got a hug at the end of camp.

‘I decided to soften the blow with some light arson.’

Rick can hear the background music. It used to freak him out and was really distracting, but he’s gotten pretty used to it by now. In fact, it’s actually kind of useful sometimes. Morty is starting to become aware of the music as well. He can’t hear it consciously, but it affects him subconsciously. Like he’ll get a really bad feeling about a situation right before something bad happens (because of the suspense music), and if he hears a song on the radio that was used in the show at some point, he gets all these weird emotions and sometimes he flashes back to what he was doing when it played

Here’s a crappy drawing about it:

Psychedelic Paintings by Shang Chengxiang