the freaks and the queers

do you mind if i witness ur tumblr situationship from a third party point of view?

THEY FUCKED UP MY PERVERT VAMPIRE SHOW 😭😭😭😭😭 FUCKKKKKK

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

i need to be a little spoon as i fall asleep real bad actually

assigned ugly at birth bruh

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

I want tiramisu and to be able to start a brand new life

u ever get a new follower and think. well this isnt gonna last

I’ll Come Back and Tell You All The Things Tonight OK

Everytime a man sounds Even a little bit pathetic i turn into a Humongous pervert

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

the kids are calling them "stone fruits." they start off small—think cherries. then they're hooked and they need a quick fix, they get peaches, maybe some nectarines. it's all they can think about. before you know it, they're trying the really hard stuff—apricots, plums. once they taste a mango there's no going back.

sports is not real. they just declared it

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

I am going to have a conversation about boundaries all over your penis