hey there

y'all ever remember that solas’ biggest fear is dying alone and get really sad or is that just me?

The Inquisitor, after romancing Solas: The next time I’m opening up to someone is my autopsy.

Due to different time zones, at the strike of midnight on New Year’s Eve, we are just basically doing one giant 24-hour stadium wave around the Earth.

my brain, interrupting my daydream: this is poorly researched and the narrative is not compelling

Brain: “Do it again, take it from the top.”

A normal D&D session, but you can't use...

Dice

prove to me that you can make this acrobatics check by successfully performing a triple backflip off the kitchen counter in real life

“Can I seduce the goblin?” “I don’t know, can you seduce me?”

all cats are carriers of sleepy bitch disease. if you ever lay down on a sofa or bed near a cat you are guaranteed to contract sleepy bitch disease. 

At a certain point you have to say ‘no’. Don’t keep compromising beyond your limits.

no offense but… i’m never gonna dance again……. guilty feet have got no rhythm………

How many horsepower is 1 horse?

Okay logically it follows that a horse is 1 horse power but what’s the standard? Because horses aren’t the same

the average horse can produce almost 15 horsepower