just brat prince things

Lets all go get killed by animals in the forest

all UFO caused by me

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

i wasn't socialized enough as a larva

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

crossfaded off a block of cheese and an apple waylaying every traveller on the road

having a hard time finding new music online so ive taken to sniffing the ground outside for signs of music

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

at the gas station getting pisst off becasue they dont accept ogre coins

your cat was an honor to see in the window

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

I fucking love my bitter pill! Not even hard to swallow!

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak