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I love how parents are like "If your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?" Ma'am, I'd jump first.

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Do you ever just. Have mental breakdowns. In your bathtub. At 1am. And just sit. And eat chocolate. And gram crackers. In silence. And your head is screaming. And you're just sitting there. Shaking. Because same.

Saying what I think about a lot of Marvel ships because I can

Bruce x Nat: Literally why

Pepper x Tony: Pep deserves better

Hope x Scott: They cute I'll allow it

Clint x Laura: I like their kids (especially in AOU)

Gamora x Peter (Quill): K I guess

Peter (Parker) x Liz: Honestly Liz gets so much undeserved hate they were cute

Peter (Parker) x MJ: MJ deserves better but if they're happy I guess

Jane x Thor: They cute, I miss Jane

Bruce x Betty: Much better than Brutasha, but everything is

Drax x Mantis: Would be funny, don't ship it though

Daisy x Lincoln: Cute but I ship Daisy and Jemma

Leopold (Fitz) x Jemma (Simmons): Cute but I ship Daisy x Jemma

Coulson x May: I'm good

May x Andrew: Their kids would be awesome 😭

Steve x Peggy: They cute although Peggy moved on, what Steve pulled in Endgame wasn't cool.

Steve x Sharon: WTFFFFFFFF THAT'S HIS NEICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wanda x Vision: They cute I'll allow it

Carol x Valkyrie: YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Bucky x Sarah: Nah mate they're soon-to-be siblings, Bucky's gonna marry Sarah's brother

Sam x Bucky: HELL!!! YES!!!

Steve x Bucky: They're like brothers

Clint x Nat: They're like siblings

Steve x Nat: Where. Is. The. Chemistry?

Steve x Tony: YYEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Tony x Steven (Strange): Nah fam #bromance

Tony x Peter: WTF THAT'S LITERALLY ILLEGAL ALSO THEY HAVE A FATHER-SON RELATIONSHIP

Thor x Carol: Y'all, Carol's a lesbian

Thor x Valkyrie: Nah mate, Carol x Valkyrie

Thor x Bruce: Lmao I can see it y e s

Thor x Loki: THEY. ARE. LITERALLY. BROTHERS.

#rating marvel ships #marvel #marvel ships #rating ships #ships #my opinion

I just remembered this time in science class in 5th grade when my classmate screamed "I'M THICC!!" and my science teacher screamed back "WITH THREE C'S!!!" and everyone died :) I think I woke my parents

#science class #5th grade #thiccc with 3 c's

With The Avengers at some point probably

Steve: Okay, listen up folks, to go into Hydra, we need code names.

Steve: From now on, you guys can address me as Eagle 1

Steve: Bucky, code name: Been there, done that

Steve: Tony is: Currently doing that

Steve: Sam is: It happened once in a dream

Steve: Nat, code name: If I had to pick a girl

Steve: Clint is...Eagle 2.

Clint: Oh thank god.

#the avengers #avengers incorrect quotes #parks and rec #hydra

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Marvel are cowards. Fucking cowards. The amount of representation that could be here- yo most of them are so fucking fruity. Some of them could be trans, asexual, lesbian, demisexual, non-binary, etc, and we wouldn’t have even noticed it was addressed. it would just be the exact same. (becAUSE IT IS.) They continue to put it at the point where basically the only thing stopping them is that they haven’t kissed yet. like bitches please, they are together. JUST LET THEM BE HAPPY. I BEG.

The ones that could so easily be canon:

(this should require no explanation. just watch the show. THEY ARE MARRIED YOUR HONOR-)

(*sigh* look. they. are. ace. and. dating. and. i. will. fight. someone. over. this.)

(look at them. all cute. pretending to be straight and FAILING SPECTACULARLY.)

(im just gonna say what we r all thinking... they have fucked at least once and definitely did at Clint’s farm. the unresolved sexual tension-)

(ok so this one is actually canon. no like actually.)

(he’s so bi- istg this boy is in a constant state of bi panic. also he could be trans. every time posts talk about it, there’s comments about forcing ur identity on his character. but isn’t that what ur doing by saying character’s r cis/straight?)

(u can say im wrong and she’s completely straight but we both know im right.)

(the entire fandom, including the actress, are just kinda like ya no she’s not straight.)

(you can claim they were best friends but if they were they were reallyyyyyy close best friends)

LOOK AT THAT. THEY ARE NOT STRAIGHT. NO.

(there are most definitely more but this is all I can think of rn.)

dead-them-walking

Marvel is a fucking coward and if at least Sambucky isn't confirmed I'm killing someone

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When you finally find the energy to do stuff

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Reblog and the universe will grant you the spoons you need to do that thing you’ve been meaning to do

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Heavy duty too?! Niiiiice

My friend and I have decided that Tumblr is like Glee, amazing, but terrible at the same time, extremely gay, and goes on for way too long. There's way too much shit/drama but at the same time not enough. We love and hate it at the same time. Also, it's full of ship wars.

#glee #tumblr

Gisney

I honestly was like 11 years old when I realized that the backwards "G" in the Disney logo was actually an incredibly fancy "D" and not a "G" with a line through it (which I know like to call "Stripper G") (also the "Y" looks like a "P", but I knew it was a fancy "Y") and when I realized, I started referring to every Disney character with a D or G in its name wrong.

Examples:

Cingerella Doofy Gaisy (Gaysy x Minnieeeeeeeeeeeeee) Tweegle Gee and Tweegle Gum Flynn Ryger/Eudene Fitzherbert Daston Dazelle Mother Dothel

#gisney #disney

PLEASE KILL ME

Today I just said "lucky" instead of "I'm sorry" (ACCIDENTALLY IT WAS ACCIDENTAL) when someone told me their mom died (of course I apologized several times and explained my situation but still) SOMEONE KILL ME

#kill me now

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Pronoun finder

I don't know how many people know about this but it really helped me so I want to help y'all because gender is stupid and pronouns are confusing so this might help you and I hope it does 😁

http://www.pronouns.failedslacker.com/

#fuck gender

dead-them-walking

Why do people (Americans) do that dumb thing whenever they think someone can't speak English where they overenunciate and talk really loudly like what makes you think people will understand "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUUUUUUUUUHHH UNDEERRRSTAAAAANDDDDD MEEEEEEEE????" better than "Hey, do you speak English?"

Deadass "HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO! DOOO YOUUUUUUUHHHHHH KNOOOWWWHHHHHHHH WWWHHAAAAATTT IIIIIIIIII AMMMMMM SAAYY-ING?? MYY NAAAYMEEEE IIIISS RAAACHEEEEEELLLL SMIIIIITHHHHHHHHHHH" Bitch, English is the only language I speak and I'm pretty good at it, and I can't understand what in hell you're saying -_-

By the way, I'm an American too, and I meant no offence to any Americans

confusedgiantpanda

Ok good point but im currently learning french and i dont understand anything unless you talk really slow. But that doesnt mean talking like a caricature of a turtle. Also, go to sleep.

dead-them-walking

@confusedamphibian okay that actually makes sense but how about French being shouted at you? And no sleep.

thatsthat24

Definitely couldn’t let another week go by without a #MagnificentArtMonday post, cause you all have been blowing my MIND with your creations! From Logan’s casual look, to April Fool’s Day, to HD Sleep, to Janus’ Tier art!! I’ve been absolutely loving it all, and there’s already been so much more since I created this post!! Geez... you all are so talented 🙏 Be sure to check out this post on my Insta to see the artists! 🎨

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Why do people (Americans) do that dumb thing whenever they think someone can't speak English where they overenunciate and talk really loudly like what makes you think people will understand "DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOUUUUUUUUUHHH UNDEERRRSTAAAAANDDDDD MEEEEEEEE????" better than "Hey, do you speak English?"

Deadass "HHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO! DOOO YOUUUUUUUHHHHHH KNOOOWWWHHHHHHHH WWWHHAAAAATTT IIIIIIIIII AMMMMMM SAAYY-ING?? MYY NAAAYMEEEE IIIISS RAAACHEEEEEELLLL SMIIIIITHHHHHHHHHHH" Bitch, English is the only language I speak and I'm pretty good at it, and I can't understand what in hell you're saying -_-

By the way, I'm an American too, and I meant no offence to any Americans

#americans

The last time I spoke in class was in 3rd grade and that went horribly wrong, I blurted out the completely wrong answer with such confidence and decided to never do that again so I didn't

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Oh my gods so I got off Tumblr at 2a to sleep and woke up at 11:30a and checked Tumblr and I had fucking 99+ notifications w h a t h o w thank you guys so much I do not deserve this I am literally a disaster gay shitposting and y'all LIKE IT w h a t I love Tumblr you can post the most random shit here and everyone in that fandom (or just everyone in general) will be like YEA SAME HERE this place is amazing

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Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.

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BLM is still a thing. If you don’t reblog this, but would’ve in June/July you were only in support of black lives when it was a trend. They still need justice

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Black lives will always matter.

Black people still face significant discrimination, harassment, and violence. Truly supporting a cause means standing up for it even when it’s not “trendy” or popular.

Don’t let the world move on until justice is obtained.

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