*calling my local pizza place (the Drunken Clam*
yeah hey uh it's peter griffin (from family guy). listen uhh i know it's pretty late and you're usually turning off the old "pizza oven" right about now, but i've had a pretty bad couple of months and i was wondering if youd be willing to do a solid for old Petey just this once..
Aw sweet! Okay, umm, i would like one (1) pepperoni pizza, extra cheese, uhhhh.. you know what? bell peppers sound good, let's try those. but only on one side in case i don't like them so i still have half a pizza if I don't like it so it's not a TOTAL loss.
Awesome thanks man ,so that's it for the pizza and then uh can i get that delivered? I can do cash when you get here. Epic. The address? Oh that'l l be the grave yard because i was recently found dead















