D.Doodle Head

I’m always saying this 👆🏻💯

oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch

if i ever write something set in the united states im just going to do zero research whatsoever and make stuff up to sound cool it’s equality

the lush impenetrable jungles of massachusetts

Unlike humans, potatoes are not afraid of being fried alive

what

what

All gug wanna do is [sound of throwing spear hitting mammoth][sound of throwing spear hitting mammoth][sound of throwing spear hitting mammoth] and take you shiny rock

In your lifetime you will meet at least two or three people

its so fun that T comes in little vials and it changes your appearance. its like a magic potion except you dont drink it

had a dream last night where my father came to my apartment late in the night to tell me about a trailer for a new movie that he described as a “psychosexual nightmare from the mind of bernie sanders”