do it for aphrodite

yesterday morning, i went on my daily hike in the hollywood hills and usually, seeing the hollywood sign doesn’t impress me anymore. and maybe it’s because i’ve watched ‘friends with benefits’ the night before - the one with mila kunis and justin timberlake. if you haven’t watched it yet, this is a must see. anyways, i now desperately want to climb that sign and maybe enjoy a bottle of wine up there while i’m at it ?! it’s only illegal if you get caught. unless you’re into the whole ‘police helicopter evacuating you with a rope’ kind of thing, then nevermind. so, who wants to be the clyde to my bonnie ? @glorystarters​

Is it possible to even climb up on it? Like are there hand holds or foot holds or ladder rungs or something? I didn’t even know that was a thing that could happen.

I’ve been so busy traveling and working and doing press that I’ve completely missed the fact that all of Stranger Things is out now, and I’ve been living under a rock because I’ve not seen it. I think I’ve already mucked it up and gotten myself spoiled some things on Instagram, but I feel like it’s gonna be a whole ass rollercoaster ride when I do sit and watch it on my own this evening. D’you think there’s anything I should be concerned with before I embark on my long quest? @glorystarters​

If it makes you feel any better, I haven’t watched any of it. My brain is not at the capacity to handle a full season of narrative television. I mostly watch reality tv when I’m working. I mean even if you know spoilers you don’t know the context, yeah? So that should be more fun to find out how it gets to that point.

It’s so sweet to see people defend me and try to protect me from certain shippers online but I wish they knew it didn’t affect me the way they think it does. I’ve been in the acting game for a while and while being Chrissy has given more exposure to myself, I’m no stranger to harassment, criticism or unexplained hatred. I’m mostly amused at the cleverness of insults they’re coming up with and proud of myself that supporting a fictional ship I’m a part of so strongly has inspired such powerful feelings. Bow down to Chrissy and Eddie, am I right? @glorystarters​

Oh man, you’ve still got plenty of time to go, though. I think fandom exposure is on a whole other level. Just be careful, yeah? Don’t let convention people or fans treat you like shit because they think they know better. I will fight anyone who tries.

way to ruin the romance, damn.

You know I love you.

luke: I TOLD U IT'S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

Don’t tell anyone…but you’re my favorite sleepover buddy.

Too late, gonna tell everyone I know.

it’s called sunscreen, my darling. don’t worry, i’ll help you reapply. what are wives for?

Tax exemptions, obviously.

luke: no

luke: i guess those are pretty good reasons

luke: show up for soundcheck mayb ill sing heartbreak girl just for u

dove: the best reasons**

luke: THERE IS NO REASON TO CRY AT THE SHOWS DOVE

dove: THERES EVERY REASON

luke: crying is an after show occurrence

luke: can u AT LEAST

luke: keep the tears at a minimum

luke: it's my show only i can cry

dove: i make NO PROMISES

Amazing! I’ll have my guest bedroom set up even though I’ll be making sure you sleep with me and Milo.

Sounds perfect, I can’t wait.

don’t you doubt me and my power. i am determined, chloe! we are gonna make a sophie sized sand castle and surprise her with it before i tackle it down!

If I get sunburnt it will be your fault. 

Doja: i love Bonnie so much, i hope she knows

Doja: know what i really wanna learn how to do, self defense wise? use nunchucks without hitting myself in the fuckin head

Doja: it's okay but also now we need to hang out asap

Doja: is it bad that i didn't cry LMAO i think i was just way too happy to be out the house. but at one point during reception i did look over at the bride and groom and see them literally glowing with happiness, i did get a lil teary eyed ngl that shit was so cute

Dove: she's gonna pass out

Dove: oooh you should see if anyone offers like...private lessons! im sure anyone would kill to help you with that

Dove: ooh most definitely!! i have a few things coming up but i'll let you know when im free!!

Harry: yeah exactly, plus I think it'd be good to just get to know each other a bit better, i'd like to know more about you

Harry: perfect. well I am on tour at the moment, will be for ages not gonna lie to you lol, i won't have a break to be back home until the end of July.

Harry: but if you fancy a little getaway... could always come to europe to see a show, we could hang out on one of my off days? have a pass for you to any show you'd like. completely understand if that's going too far out of your way though x

Dove: oh no, that makes total sense. i mean obviously we know OF each other but don't KNOW each other

Dove: oh that's right!!! how is that going?

care to build a sand castle with me? i want to make it as tall as sophie, okay? // @dcveycamrns​

Are you intending to be out on the beach all day? Because that’s how long it’s gonna take.