hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

nothing a cigarette and a blunt and some vodka and calling my senate and researching moral ocd and destroying all of my interpersonal relationships and acting on the urges and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

*twirls my bush in my fingers* kill him

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

They weren’t lying when they said that as an adult you have to fight for your life to practice your hobbies

They also weren’t lying when they said that when you fail to do so your soul shrivels up inside your body and dies

man i just dont know why im so afraid all the time (<- has the disorder that makes you afraid all the time)

sorry i can’t go out tonight i’m at home sitting down

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

I wish I could give the miis internalized homophobja

getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

I can be trusted with the fictional character. I Promise.

I lied. Fuck it’s dire y’all. It’s Bad.